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Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one..

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when debarking the aircraft. Rubber boots can be acquired from the stewardesses for a nominal fee of $50 dollars. Reusable boots may be purchased for only $40 dollars and will be collected once you reach the terminal. No cash, have your credit card ready."

All good entries but this one sums up Sleasyjet to a Tee ! :thum: Over to you Brett.

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Damn, didnt even see that post...oh well, next time ;)

Sorry they were late, funny stuff. Thanks for the handoff Alan. Also sorry for being late to answer the call for more, so here is the next one. Could be a tough one to caption, who's man enough to try.......

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In a remarkably clever move, Easyjet have revealed how they have merged passenger rehydration with fire-fighting. Their spokesperson said: "These are difficult times, and with the amount of money saved we can now afford better holidays for our chief executives, thus reducing the levels of stress in the higher echelons of our company."

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Ill give it a go seeing as though Im here...

"Instructions for new fire extinguisher: 1. Remove Lid. 2. Throw bottle in fire. 3. Run away blindly and panic."

Hehe, Good thing you gave it a go.

Over to you Chris....

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Chris Goddard....come on down. You are the winner and next up to post a pic. Forgot about this for a bit, Should I just pick another winner in a couple of days if Chris doesn't check in?

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