mike H 456 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Pilot to C130 pilot could you slow down a tad as we would like some fuel and by the way did you know that your Nav. lights are Off. over. Yes thanks, over and out. Link to post Share on other sites
Mistwalker 3 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Err excuse me. Yes you. Big guy. You dropped your wallet. Link to post Share on other sites
Hero540 0 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Desperate to haul all of the soft drinks in one go, the Air Hauler addict soon realizes he won't have enough fuel. Then, a spark of hope that is quickly extinguished upon closer inspection--it was not a KB-29 Tanker like the addict had hoped. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Who are you calling a tanker? Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 When your landing lights don't work, use another's.. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Pilot: Hey, you ever get the feeling that we're being followed? 1st officer: Nah. You're just paranoid! Link to post Share on other sites
M.I.B. 39 Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 C-130 cap'n: Idiots, I told 'em it wasn't a good idea to replace the 2nd, broken C-130 and its drunk crew with a damn Cessna flown by a CIVILIAN crew while on mission over ENEMY' TERRITORY! "I have to keep my randing rights on, gotta see where I'm going, I don't wanna crash on enemy' territory"..stupid civil pilot...then keep 'em on, so they can easily spot and shoot us down you idiot!! Link to post Share on other sites
Hero540 0 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 @ Mutley: Uhhh...heh...the C-130? (If you're referring to something else, I'm a bit slow witted today and missed it! ) Another caption: C-130 Crew To Captain: Yo, boss! The pizza guy's here! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Herc to Jerk - dimmit, dammit! John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 " And here we see the RAF lads off on holiday... towing their Caravan....." Link to post Share on other sites
Mistwalker 3 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Pah! RAF in a caravan? Never happen! I was Air corps and whenever we were on exercise with them, our boys would stay in tents under cam nets. The RAF boys would land their helicopters at our HLS, ask us to keep an eye on them for them and then request a landrover to take 'em to the nearest hotel..... bless em! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Nice work guys, thanks for the laughs. When I put the pic up I was thinking along these lines, so SEATAC is this captions winner with Pilot: Hey, you ever get the feeling that we're being followed? 1st officer: Nah. You're just paranoid! Thanks go out to all the entries, over to you Richard......... @John Guest-Welcome to the site and thanks for joining in on the fun. Your caption was funny so would like to see you continue playing in the future. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Thanks Brett. Won't be able to post a new pic until Saturday, so you're all going to have to be patient for a bit. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Here you go guys. After the contest is over, I'll tell you where and when I took this photo. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Budget airlines mid air refueling as they introduce a nonstop London to Sydney service without the expence of buying Long haul aircraft. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Let me pass as I am bigger than you. Well I have got three engines so I must be faster than you. So my answer is NO to that Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 767 trumps a 727, out of the way small fry. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 "Glideslopes need adjustment" Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 767 look out I am coming though. 727 don't you know that you must give way to your Elders Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 "Follow me to the hospital so you can get that belly tumour removed" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 "LOOK OUT...there's a Bandit on our six" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Aircraft are like buses these days! You wait ages for one, then two come along together! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 "You won! But above the next building i pass lower. Double or nothing??!!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 "You win, here's your 50 bucks. Never would have thought we could tow her" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Can you close up a bit , theres a passenger here says he's on the wrong plane, we can let him off down the back stairs if you open a door! Link to post Share on other sites
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