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"Right we'll just get this one bedded in and then I want to put a row of English Electric Lightnings in the bed over there against the wall. They will look lovely when they bloom in the spring"

"I don't care if it IS you Harry, Get up for your Grandmother!"

Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one..

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"Uhh, folks, this is your captain speaking. You may notice I've turned on the seatbelt sign, as we're expecting a bit of turbulence from up here in the flight deck. It appears we're going to run over a 727 here on final. We ask that you just sit back and relax and ignore any flaming debris. Thank you." 

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Budget airlines mid air refueling as they introduce a nonstop London to Sydney service without the expence of buying Long haul aircraft.

You guys had some entries that really made me laugh, and it was difficult to decide among them, but the winner is John Guest.

Your turn John.

FYI: I took the photo from my boat about a mile off Ft. Lauderdale beach with an old 35mm camera that did not have a zoom at the 2002 Ft. Lauderdale air and sea show.

The 727 was the very last 727 to be flown by American. They had just retired all of their 727's from passenger service. This one flew directly to Arizona after the show to be mothballed. The other plane was one of their new 777's.

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.... Just to let you know you have until Sunday Morning (25th August) to get your witticisms in.  

I am on holiday after that and so want to make my final judgement before then. 

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North Korean guide to foreign tourist:

".......end this is a picture. It was taken. During The Supreme Day. When our All Mighty Deer Leader rises hi. On the back of he's invincible flying. Iron-dragon. End waves at he's humble comrades. This picture is the proof we are knot talking bowl sheet."

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'I should of thought something was up when I was offered a free ride.'

 

EDIT: Sorry Alan, just noticed this was very close to what your entry was. Consider this one withdrawn :th_blush: .

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Judgement day is here..........

Special mention to:

Ryanair announces their new super economy seating!

And

 

Stunt man:

"It's not really dangerous but bird strikes are a bitch"

  

both made me laugh out loud!

The winner is-

French pilot surrenders, even before engagement...

as it made me laugh and appealed to ingrained English prejudice!

Your turn Mutley.

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