mike H 456 Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 LOL nice one Alan Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 "No we are not being followed, that's Kate's extra luggage carrier" Link to post Share on other sites
Hero540 0 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 "Uhh, folks, this is your captain speaking. You may notice I've turned on the seatbelt sign, as we're expecting a bit of turbulence from up here in the flight deck. It appears we're going to run over a 727 here on final. We ask that you just sit back and relax and ignore any flaming debris. Thank you." Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Budget airlines mid air refueling as they introduce a nonstop London to Sydney service without the expence of buying Long haul aircraft. You guys had some entries that really made me laugh, and it was difficult to decide among them, but the winner is John Guest. Your turn John. FYI: I took the photo from my boat about a mile off Ft. Lauderdale beach with an old 35mm camera that did not have a zoom at the 2002 Ft. Lauderdale air and sea show. The 727 was the very last 727 to be flown by American. They had just retired all of their 727's from passenger service. This one flew directly to Arizona after the show to be mothballed. The other plane was one of their new 777's. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Thanks Seatac, that caught me by suprise! I will post a new photo just as soon as I can. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 I took this at Duxford this year with a cheap camera as my SLR is busted. The winner will be the caption that makes me laugh the most.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 "New safety regulations have taken all the fun out of wing-walking" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Pilot to base..... "Great practical joke idea Joe, our drunk friend will be surprised when......wait, looks like he just woke up." "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwww" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Ryanair announces their new super economy seating! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Oh, great! Why couldn't you have done that before we left home? John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Mutleys competition rules state you'd get a free flight, it didn't specify where you'd be sitting! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Look Mum no Hands Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 I AM SINGING Y M C A Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Stunt man: "It's not really dangerous but bird strikes are a bitch" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 French pilot surrenders, even before engagement... Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 .... Just to let you know you have until Sunday Morning (25th August) to get your witticisms in. I am on holiday after that and so want to make my final judgement before then. Link to post Share on other sites
M.I.B. 39 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 North Korean guide to foreign tourist: ".......end this is a picture. It was taken. During The Supreme Day. When our All Mighty Deer Leader rises hi. On the back of he's invincible flying. Iron-dragon. End waves at he's humble comrades. This picture is the proof we are knot talking bowl sheet." Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Yooo! Over heeeree! Tanker...slow down,please! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 'I should of thought something was up when I was offered a free ride.' EDIT: Sorry Alan, just noticed this was very close to what your entry was. Consider this one withdrawn . Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Pilot " I don't care if you did just fall 20'000 feet from the belly of a 747, let go of my bloody radio aerial!" Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 "Its not here! Are you sure, this is the place where mommy was sitting?" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Judgement day is here.......... Special mention to: Ryanair announces their new super economy seating!And Stunt man: "It's not really dangerous but bird strikes are a bitch" both made me laugh out loud! The winner is- French pilot surrenders, even before engagement... as it made me laugh and appealed to ingrained English prejudice! Your turn Mutley. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Thanks John One for our heli fans .. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Just as a dog will chase a car it cannot possibly drive.....so the croc takes it a stage further!...... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Welcome to Jurassic Park Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look further down the beach you can see the remains of the last Helicopter that was caught by a T Rex! Link to post Share on other sites
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