mike H 456 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 What happened then ? Well when i flew passed mach 2 this is the result. The fuselage stretched abit too much. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I told you we were too close to that wind turbine! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 "Yes sir this is the new Piper Slinky, specially designed for the pilot looking for that special, yet flexible, light aircraft. " Link to post Share on other sites
hlminx 301 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 How about.... Billy hoped that his hours of work on the ACME home-build Piper would be acceptable to the CofA inspectors...and promised himself that next time he'd read the f'ing manual! Steph Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 How!, where!, what!, forget it, don't even try and explain, your paying for this big time mister. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 'Then suddenly this flock of geese came out of nowhere and hit me side on.' Link to post Share on other sites
UKJim 502 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 This is the next big thing - forget propellers; just shake your tail like a dolphin! Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 The new "Cutaway View" is a great educational tool! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 All I did was to cut along the dotted lines......... ......... Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Phone the repair guy and send it over as a zip file.. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Ok, let's get this going again. The winner of the last caption was Dodgy Alan with "After being investigated by the ministry of finance, the MD tries to shred all the evidence of his luxury lifestyle". Over to you Al Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 OK chaps and chapesses, Have a go with this one! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 The fish think I'm a shark. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Snoooooore, bump, splash, humgph, huh, Mike was awakened to a harrowing sight........ Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 This wasn't in the PIREPS Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Polish Top Gun pilot after flipping off his reflection Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Just getting my own back on Jaws Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Just getting up on the plane. Who said a plane can't plane on water. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Student: How long are you going to keep me under the hood, sir? Sir? SIR? Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 First I collect the water to fill the tanks then off to do some crop spraying. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Unable to take off from the ice field, Eskimos upended the aircraft, embedding the tail in the ice and used the aircraft as a wind turbine to power their fridges. This also solves the problem of a lack of a town jail. Any convicted miscreant was given the uncomfortable job of wind turbine controller for the period of conviction. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 This is how us Aussies fly. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 It should bite now, any moment. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Danged if I can see any crops growing here.. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Practicing every day, Jake thought that by learning to plow the fields, as well as spray them, he could corner the farm market. Link to post Share on other sites
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