mutley 4,498 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 NO I couldn't land this aircraft in an emergency... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Think of a number between one and three... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 Let's play hide and seek. 1, 2, 3.... 100, coming ready or not! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 Why oh why, do i always end up with the rugby club tour !! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 "No Sir, I don't want to play Hide the sausage with you, and if you do that again I'll take your hot dog away!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 "Why is it a plane full of Flight Simmers actually DO know more than the bloody Captain?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 " Sir, I appreciate that you dropped something under the seat, but Please, in all that's Decent, Pull you bloody trousers up! A builders crack at 30'000 feet is NOT a pretty sight!" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 Oh no! I knew I had forgotten to do something..... I forgot to let the passengers on! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 On 23/12/2019 at 23:03, CAT3508 said: Why oh why, do i always end up with the rugby club tour !! Expand Some good entries, but Cat3508 has the winner. Congratulations,, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Thanks for that, couldn't think of anything aviation related, so I picked this for a laugh! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Buster Pork Chop and his unfeasibly large testicles.....! (Viz readers will get this!!) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) The Blackburn Botha had a nasty reputation for killing its crews so this pig had a lot of balls to have its delivery to market on such an aeroplane . Here we see it being towed to the waiting aircraft. (now it is aviation related 😊) Edited December 29, 2019 by J G Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Trump trying to get home in disguise after being caught at a brothel! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Mr Wun Hung Lo wonders just how this raffle prize will fit in the oven! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Gives auditory warning with all real close rear end crashes. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Mr Hung Lo wanted new saddle bags for his trike! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 When Trevor went over to collect his internet Thai Bride , this wasn't quite what he was expecting! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 First rule of online shopping, always check the dimensions before clicking "Pay Now". Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 We ordered pork balls from the new chinese takeaway, this wasn't quite what we had in mind!...............there was no room on the dish for the rice! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 If he doesn't behave I'm going to do a wheelstand. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Pilot checks the undercarriage is down before landing. Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Well!, the entries seem to have stopped coming in, so I guess its time to hand over to someone else. Some funny entries, but I am giving this one to Mutley our founder. Take it away Joe 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Thanks Neil, I'm on the case Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 So I wonder what helpful information this lady was being given? Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 "So your fetish is to be humiliated and treated like dirt? You need to go that way..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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