brett 2,310 Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 Hope you have a new pen because you're about to fill out a lot of forms, sir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) Too Late, Ex Navy Pilot Dimitri remembered that the wings wouldn't fold on this one ! Edited March 2, 2021 by dodgy-alan Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 "Who the hell let Putin take the controls?" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 When your last job was flying a Yak 40 and you forgot the TU154 is heck of a lot bigger! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Soon to appear on a "Crap Russian Drivers" video on You Tube! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 OK. I am giving this one to Brett, with: Hope you have a new pen because you're about to fill out a lot of forms, sir. Take it way Brett! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 Spring is almost here...mating season for small aircraft! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 Mounting problems for small aircraft! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 NCP realised that they'd have to re-think their multi story aircraft parking idea. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Furloughed A380 captain suddenly remembered that Cessna's aren't double-deckers! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Well the Germans made it work with the Mistel Programme! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Leap frog really wasn't a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 I guess this topic has died..... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 My fault because I forgot all about me being last. Over to you Martin with, "Mounting problems for small aircraft!", very clever sir. Have fun. Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 Thanks Brett....Have fun with a funny caption for this poor plane, folk! Cheers Martin Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 First attempt at a fish like structure? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 When Pilot Prune was told he could buy his aircraft with monthly instalments he didn't realise it was a partwork! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Baker Paul Hollywood decided to buy his aircraft Ready Sliced! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 I bought a plane on a Flexible lease agreement, though this wasn't quite what I had in mind! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Would you like that sliced or diced ? sir Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Older aircraft tend to be tail draggers with restricted forward view; Older aircraft tend to be prop driven; Older aircraft tend to have no wheel brakes; Older aircraft tend to have older pilots; Never get into a ground traffic situation where all of the above meet behind you or this is what what will become of your aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) Whe Prune bought his new aircraft "sold unseen" , he soon realised there was something fishy about it. Edited July 30, 2021 by dodgy-alan typo Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 The new Piper "Flextail" option for those owners with very small hangars. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 The rednecks decided to put extra ventilation slots into their aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
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