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"Right we'll just get this one bedded in and then I want to put a row of English Electric Lightnings in the bed over there against the wall. They will look lovely when they bloom in the spring"

"I don't care if it IS you Harry, Get up for your Grandmother!"

Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one..

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By the way, I've seen this in person.  An environmental group uses the ultralight to teach Whooping Cranes to migrate.  The pilot wears a white jumpsuit with a yellow goose beak and the birds never see him "out of character".  To them, he's Mom.  Each year's brood is led from Wisconsin to Florida one time, after which they are able to migrate on their own, having been shown the way only once.

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Whooping Crane 1: Can you believe this guy, flying like this in the fast lane?!

 

Whooping Crane 2: Yeah, and his blinker's been on for the last mile! 

 

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Pilot to himself: Become a bush pilot, they said. Earn great pay, they said. Take on new and exciting jobs, they said! 

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Can you tell the pilot he's going the wrong way , No you tell him , No you tell him.

                          

Someone tell me as I think I am lost  :stars:

 

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Pilot to C130 pilot could you slow down a tad as we would like some fuel and by the way did you know that your Nav. lights are Off.  over.

 

Yes thanks, over and out.

 

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Desperate to haul all of the soft drinks in one go, the Air Hauler addict soon realizes he won't have enough fuel. Then, a spark of hope that is quickly extinguished upon closer inspection--it was not a KB-29 Tanker like the addict had hoped. 

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C-130 cap'n: Idiots, I told 'em it wasn't a good idea to replace the 2nd, broken C-130 and its drunk crew with a damn Cessna flown by a CIVILIAN crew while on mission over ENEMY' TERRITORY! "I have to keep my randing rights on, gotta see where I'm going, I don't wanna crash on enemy' territory"..stupid civil pilot...then keep 'em on, so they can easily spot and shoot us down you idiot!! 

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