Tim_A 997 Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Some say he can outfly a flock of geese at fifty feet... All we know is, he's called The Stig. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Some say he can outfly a flock of geese at fifty feet... All we know is, he's called The Stig. LOL, I saw the stig thing as well, I wondered if anyone else would! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 The Australian arm of Wimpys Construction just arrived on site with the new cranes! .............I think the meaning of the fax got lost in translation! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Excerpt from FAA Bird Strike Form... "Location of Impact: Aft" John Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 By the way, I've seen this in person. An environmental group uses the ultralight to teach Whooping Cranes to migrate. The pilot wears a white jumpsuit with a yellow goose beak and the birds never see him "out of character". To them, he's Mom. Each year's brood is led from Wisconsin to Florida one time, after which they are able to migrate on their own, having been shown the way only once. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Just follow the Yellow Trike road Link to post Share on other sites
Hero540 0 Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 Whooping Crane 1: Can you believe this guy, flying like this in the fast lane?! Whooping Crane 2: Yeah, and his blinker's been on for the last mile! **** Pilot to himself: Become a bush pilot, they said. Earn great pay, they said. Take on new and exciting jobs, they said! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Can you tell the pilot he's going the wrong way , No you tell him , No you tell him. Someone tell me as I think I am lost Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Goose News Flash "Video evidence of a group of bully's picking on the ugly duckling at a local airway is being investigated by State Bluejay's" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Later, in hindsight, attacking from the rear was a tactical error they would soon regret. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 And the winning entry is.. Later, in hindsight, attacking from the rear was a tactical error they would soon regret. Over to you Brett. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Thanks Joe. This next one is pretty open ended so have fun with it. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 C130 captain, "dip the mirrors will you, that guy behind us has his headlights on highbeam!" Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 If he thinks by flashing his head lights it gives him the right to past, He can think again. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 c130 pilot to crew. Can anyone read Morse Code. Why captain? because some little guy behind us is flashing his lights at us. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Pilot to C130 pilot could you slow down a tad as we would like some fuel and by the way did you know that your Nav. lights are Off. over. Yes thanks, over and out. Link to post Share on other sites
Mistwalker 3 Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Err excuse me. Yes you. Big guy. You dropped your wallet. Link to post Share on other sites
Hero540 0 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Desperate to haul all of the soft drinks in one go, the Air Hauler addict soon realizes he won't have enough fuel. Then, a spark of hope that is quickly extinguished upon closer inspection--it was not a KB-29 Tanker like the addict had hoped. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Who are you calling a tanker? Link to post Share on other sites
jaydor 345 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 When your landing lights don't work, use another's.. Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Pilot: Hey, you ever get the feeling that we're being followed? 1st officer: Nah. You're just paranoid! Link to post Share on other sites
M.I.B. 39 Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 C-130 cap'n: Idiots, I told 'em it wasn't a good idea to replace the 2nd, broken C-130 and its drunk crew with a damn Cessna flown by a CIVILIAN crew while on mission over ENEMY' TERRITORY! "I have to keep my randing rights on, gotta see where I'm going, I don't wanna crash on enemy' territory"..stupid civil pilot...then keep 'em on, so they can easily spot and shoot us down you idiot!! Link to post Share on other sites
Hero540 0 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 @ Mutley: Uhhh...heh...the C-130? (If you're referring to something else, I'm a bit slow witted today and missed it! ) Another caption: C-130 Crew To Captain: Yo, boss! The pizza guy's here! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Herc to Jerk - dimmit, dammit! John Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 " And here we see the RAF lads off on holiday... towing their Caravan....." Link to post Share on other sites
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