dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Mutleys competition rules state you'd get a free flight, it didn't specify where you'd be sitting! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Look Mum no Hands Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 I AM SINGING Y M C A Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Stunt man: "It's not really dangerous but bird strikes are a bitch" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 French pilot surrenders, even before engagement... Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 .... Just to let you know you have until Sunday Morning (25th August) to get your witticisms in. I am on holiday after that and so want to make my final judgement before then. Link to post Share on other sites
M.I.B. 39 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 North Korean guide to foreign tourist: ".......end this is a picture. It was taken. During The Supreme Day. When our All Mighty Deer Leader rises hi. On the back of he's invincible flying. Iron-dragon. End waves at he's humble comrades. This picture is the proof we are knot talking bowl sheet." Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Yooo! Over heeeree! Tanker...slow down,please! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 'I should of thought something was up when I was offered a free ride.' EDIT: Sorry Alan, just noticed this was very close to what your entry was. Consider this one withdrawn . Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Pilot " I don't care if you did just fall 20'000 feet from the belly of a 747, let go of my bloody radio aerial!" Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 "Its not here! Are you sure, this is the place where mommy was sitting?" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Judgement day is here.......... Special mention to: Ryanair announces their new super economy seating!And Stunt man: "It's not really dangerous but bird strikes are a bitch" both made me laugh out loud! The winner is- French pilot surrenders, even before engagement... as it made me laugh and appealed to ingrained English prejudice! Your turn Mutley. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Thanks John One for our heli fans .. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Just as a dog will chase a car it cannot possibly drive.....so the croc takes it a stage further!...... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Welcome to Jurassic Park Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look further down the beach you can see the remains of the last Helicopter that was caught by a T Rex! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Pilot to short sighted Croc, I know it's called a Squirrel, Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Croc Warden Clamps helicopter for not paying his landing fees. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 My question is, What did he think he was going to do with it once he caught it? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 [David Attenborough]...and quick as a flash the crocodile has the large squirrel insect in its grasp...... the insect, as yet untroubled by the smaller crocodile, merely hovers above the sands... little does it know that any second the crocodile will begin the death roll...... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Shame on you, heli's are not in season Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 I don't know... somehow it feels heavy on the right side.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 "Tag me will ya, tag your it." Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 For once in your life, just do what I say - pull collective - HARD. John Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Parking is prohibited! If you do, your vehicle will be blocked. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Are you sure that letting him loose in the wild after all this time is a good idea, we've had him since he was an egg. Link to post Share on other sites
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