Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Sneak preview of the Bud Lite advertisement for Super Bowl 2018..... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 "Spock, you have the helm." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 "Going to Woof Speed 5" the helmsman barked! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Captain, I don't think that was the Warp Core he just ejected! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 (edited) Prepare to launch Rear Poopedos! Target their forward sensor arrays and initiate evasive maneuvers! Edited February 8, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 "If you think I look silly, wait til you see the Klingon Bird of Prey..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Engage.Warp 6..........................Woooffff! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Now the Enterprise can lick it's own Klingons off! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Montgomery Scott's early experiments in Transwarp Transporting had a dire effect on Jonathan Archers beagle, It even changed the breed! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 A winner! On 08/02/2017 at 22:13, Holdit said: "If you think I look silly, wait till you see the Klingon Bird of Prey..." Over to you Paul 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Hmmm...my muse seems to be on strike this week, so I'll try this: (Natrually, any lines from the actual episode will result in disqualification, heh, heh.) Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) I like flying in planes....you know....it makes me closer to God somehow!! So, how would a ride in a submarine make you feel......? Edited February 21, 2017 by Tristarcaptain Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 You know....planes remind me of church. See behind me.....? Those curtains.....?...Isn't that the confession booth for Catholics...? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 Relax, lightening is God's handshake I hope he brought plenty of wine along then Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I was hoping for a bit more turbulence this flight. It generates a lot of prayer request tips, and free drinks. I know right?! Lots of hand wringing and worried looks really pull them in...stupid clear air. Yeah. Flip you for drinks? Sure. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Father are we there yet ? No my son we have not taking off yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 "I feel a bit bad...I told the nervous lady across the aisle that God can't hear her players because of interference from the entertainment systems." (Not a contender, obviously) Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Dougal: This is the strangest cinema I've ever been in Ted. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Well father, I chose this budget airline as they gave me a 10% discount so long as we pray out loud throughout the flight. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 I accept your confession, your penance is to say two Hail Mary's and give me your honey roasted peanuts Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Lots of clergy on this flight today, didja know there is a Cardinal just ahead up in First Class. Yer, and I saw a Rabbi back in Economy. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 (edited) I shall miss Craggy Island, but my new job on Honore sounds Great! I even get a pet lizard called Harry! http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/23/death-in-paradise-will-return-for-a-seventh-series-but-youll-have-to-wait-a-while-6469040/ Edited February 25, 2017 by dodgy-alan Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Proof that God was a realist, he couldn't make us fly like an Angel, so he gave us Ryanair instead! Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 (edited) Whats that bit about "Where angels fear to tread" Ted ? Edited February 25, 2017 by CAT3508 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Now then Ted, do you know whereabouts they stowed my beautiful horse? Link to post Share on other sites
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