After being married for 50 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So he said to his wife, "It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
His wife, a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she