dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 As the customer requested split payment, Boeing are supplying split aircraft as an option. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 New Partwork from DeAgostini. Over 5,000 issues of £2,500 per month, you too can be a proud owner of a Boeing 707! Impress your friends and neighbours and be the first to own this magnificent garden ornament! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 #1 - Chop-Shop thieves, running out of intact cars to strip in Detroit, turn to KDTW. #2 - US Government alleges our airports are as secure as our southern border. John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 New Partwork from DeAgostini. Over 5,000 issues of £2,500 per month, you too can be a proud owner of a Boeing 707! Impress your friends and neighbours and be the first to own this magnificent garden ornament! Nice one Al! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 "Good morning, Peter's Aircraft Parts, all parts guaranteed brand new............" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 "Boeing Flight #13 still awaiting taxi clearance to runway 26...hellloooo, Ground???" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 H.G. Wells sequel:- The Invisible Plane! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 After issue 34,298 of Build Your Own Plane magazine, little johnny could at last see things coming into shape. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Whooh, that flight was one for the books, eh Captain." Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 28, 2014 Report Share Posted July 28, 2014 My thoughts were when I took this photo. I have bought this aircraft on the cheap , all I need now is a skeleton crew to fly it. The winner is John nice one so it's over to you matey. After issue 34,298 of Build Your Own Plane magazine, little johnny could at last see things coming into shape. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Ok lets see what you can do with this..... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Hey, that's MY luggage they're kicking. John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Blonde: OMG! Those people look just like ants! Flight Attendant: They are ants Ma'am, we haven't taken off yet. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 OMG! The lines around the states are gone. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 OMG! The clouds are falling. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 It's so hot in here, why the hell did they put the fans outside? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Why is the pilot running away from the plane?........................where's that smoke coming from! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey how do you say, "There's a missile coming at us" in Malaysian? apologies for the bad taste, Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey , there's a spider in the wing mirror! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 'King Dong' had made an unexpected appearance that day as a marshaller. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 OMG! You didn't tell me this was a Mutley's Hanger charter and here they come. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 RUSSIA!!!!!! I told the travel agent I wanted to go to Moscow, Kansas.... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Is that a HOSE the fireman's playing with? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 This is the last time I get drunk before calling for a cab ride to the Train. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I don't believe it, that baggage handler is wearing my undies........ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now