J G 927 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Ok lets see what you can do with this..... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Hey, that's MY luggage they're kicking. John Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Blonde: OMG! Those people look just like ants! Flight Attendant: They are ants Ma'am, we haven't taken off yet. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 OMG! The lines around the states are gone. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 OMG! The clouds are falling. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 It's so hot in here, why the hell did they put the fans outside? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Why is the pilot running away from the plane?........................where's that smoke coming from! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey how do you say, "There's a missile coming at us" in Malaysian? apologies for the bad taste, Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey , there's a spider in the wing mirror! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 'King Dong' had made an unexpected appearance that day as a marshaller. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 OMG! You didn't tell me this was a Mutley's Hanger charter and here they come. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 RUSSIA!!!!!! I told the travel agent I wanted to go to Moscow, Kansas.... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Is that a HOSE the fireman's playing with? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 This is the last time I get drunk before calling for a cab ride to the Train. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I don't believe it, that baggage handler is wearing my undies........ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Seeing all the snow outside, Dorothy realised that she wasn't in Kansas anymore! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I just saw the engine blow off the wing....don't tell me to calm down. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 OK can you tell the driver l have had enough now and would like to get off here. What do you mean you can't just stop the plane and let me get off. WHY NOT !!!!! You have got brakes so use them. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Why has the pilot just parachuted out? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 No honey peanuts! Wahhhh..... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Hey , I just saw someone burgling my house! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I don't believe it, that baggage handler is wearing my undies........ Brett... you have it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Thanks John, next up is.... Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 "If you ever need a shrink, I'm your man." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 This foot odor is getting a little obnoxious. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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