dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Seeing all the snow outside, Dorothy realised that she wasn't in Kansas anymore! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I just saw the engine blow off the wing....don't tell me to calm down. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 OK can you tell the driver l have had enough now and would like to get off here. What do you mean you can't just stop the plane and let me get off. WHY NOT !!!!! You have got brakes so use them. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 Why has the pilot just parachuted out? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 No honey peanuts! Wahhhh..... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Hey , I just saw someone burgling my house! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 I don't believe it, that baggage handler is wearing my undies........ Brett... you have it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Thanks John, next up is.... Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 "If you ever need a shrink, I'm your man." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 This foot odor is getting a little obnoxious. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 "I know my place" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Stop in the name of Love. I told you that those shoes were to big in the shop, but you just would not listen. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Dorothy awoke from her faint to discover she was now in Lilliput! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Dorothy realised that her Grooms weight loss regime was somewhat drastic! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 When Princess Dorothy kissed the frog.........she was expecting the hansome prince to be somewhat bigger than the frog! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Just because we are married, don't think you can just step into my shoes. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I'm not saying you've got big feet love, but............. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 You don't always get what you wish for. Try rubbing a lamp next time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Put me down before I fall head over heels. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Right along the lines I was thinking, good job Mike. Just because we are married, don't think you can just step into my shoes. Over to you Mike........ Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Thanks Brett will post one asap. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Lets see what pops into your heads about this one then. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 In Discworld invisible aircraft are nothing unusual! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Ryanair announce their new budget ticket, the airframe, wings and engines will cost you an extra £59 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 "Mike's first ferry flight started off without a hitch but soon started to fall apart quickly" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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