mike H 456 Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 May- day May- day with have got a 50 foot yellow snake trying to get into the cockpit. Can you help us ? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Didn't I say not to put it on the roof bars! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 To save cash this a/c does not have any escape slides fitted. So in an emergency all crew members must leave the a/c by Squeezing down the yellow escape tube. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 On 7/29/2016 at 10:18, dodgy-alan said: OK, what wise ass thought it was funny to stick a Pokemon in the rear hold? I'm giving this one to Alan...for a timely reply. I can definitely imagine the entire ramp worth of ground crew chasing a pokey into an airplane. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Thanks Matt, OK guys, try this one, Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Zip. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 The first successful "Trap" of the prototype jet revealed an urgent need for sturdier radome mounts. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 When you are out of ammo and missiles, ram the blighters!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 I don't care about the flying orb you think you saw Lieutenant or even that it fired upon you, unless you want to be stationed in Greenland for the rest of your tour I am absolutely sure you hit a weather balloon..... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 This is a classic example of what cheep foreign noze jobs can do to you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 You said that you don't Tail- gate so what's happened here then. sir ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 The result of having a crew chief named Mongo Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 On 8/4/2016 at 14:49, J G said: When you are out of ammo and missiles, ram the blighters!! I'm giving this one to John, love the logic! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Thanks Alan. I will have a hunt around for something suitable tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 How about this..... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 We are in the South Pole, how in the heck did someone strip our plane overnight Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 When it is so damned cold that you bring the engines in at night.... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 You know when it's cold outside, it's when your engines drop off. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 OK guys lets start digging, the engines must be some where under this lot. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 I thought you said this stuff was solid enough to land on? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Cadet, when I say finished with engines, it means shut them down, NOT eject them!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 "Hell !, that was some pot-hole!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 I said, "It's cold enough to freeze the engines off the Brass' Hercules", sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) Reports are that the Hercules saw its shadow on Groud Herc day so the Inuit Almanac predicts that Arctic winter shall continue. Edited August 15, 2016 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 21 hours ago, allardjd said: I said, "It's cold enough to freeze the engines off the Brass' Hercules", sir. I am going with John for this one. Take it away JA Link to post Share on other sites
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