J G 927 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Mavis was always advanced for her years, going through puberty first among her peers. Other female penguins shunned her looking away when she came near, but she certainly caught the eyes of the boys! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 After a disheartening defeat, Trump rebrands himself Antartican, leaves his homeland, and seeks new followers amongst the worlds second largest population of landlocked bird brains. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 @Matt - Very good made me laugh out loud! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Where is your fur coat? it's in the wash. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 No coat Beaky why's that ? Off to do abit of Skinny Dipping. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Girls girls, pay him no mind... He is clearly a Trump imposter from the size of his beak. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Sorry I thought it was a fancy dress party. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 He's been a bit of a rebel ever since he saw Happy Feet ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Why have you all got your fur coats on, It can't be that cold there is no ice or snow about. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 4/18/2016 at 10:28, Captain Coffee said: After a disheartening defeat, Trump rebrands himself Antartican, leaves his homeland, and seeks new followers amongst the worlds second largest population of landlocked bird brains. Well done all, although I don't usually choose long captions, this one by Matt stood out.(although if it comes down to a race between Shillary and The Donald I would have to go with the hairpiece vs the mouthpiece) Congrats and over to you Matt...... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 No good bump goes unpunished...heh. Right back at me. Ok...I have been flying in Hawai'i ever since returning from vacay...I really didn't want to leave. What a terrific spot to live, and relax. Ma'Haul'o Air has made some fast progress, as perhaps word of a "Motivated Newbie" got blown round the islands... Lots of Mahalo attitude over there, including the loader guy at Hana airport. Performance Eval time, let him have it: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 The Kardashian's go sightseeing 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 "Look what you have done" "Wow man, just Hang Loose" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Even the aircraft are laid back in Hawaii 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I knew it was a mistake to offer my ex a joyride! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Too late, Joe realised that stowing the lead off the hangar roof in the back was a bad idea! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 OK what wise guy pinched the engine? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 On 5/6/2016 at 01:14, dodgy-alan said: OK what wise guy pinched the engine? That would certainly explain it. We'll hang on to the loader guy (not many aplicants for the job, most kids prefering to grow dope and surf...we're lucky to have our houseplant killing clutz)...and we'll beef up security. Thanks Inspector Gale. Over to you sir! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Thanks Matt, ok guys, see what you can do with this one.... Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 A 2CV with the engine out on on the stand to its rear. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Ask God to copilot...no Arfing way I'm getting into that thing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lucy.P 168 Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Here at Budget Ground Support we can supply a range of aircraft tow vehicles up to the popular K9 range. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 It may only have One Dog power, but on the positive side it's a very cheap little car to run. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I have been looking for a new dog kennel, that will do just fine and it has wheels too. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 "When I asked for your CV I meant..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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