Tristarcaptain 282 Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 OK...this one has gone quiet now, so I have picked a winner (Drum roll...................................................) And the winner is Brett with his line 'How not to instill confidence at financial institutions' Congratulations Brett.....over to you....... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 Thanks Martin (not again) I'll look for something and get it up...... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Sorry I took so long, shame on me. Ok, here the next one. Have fun with it everyone........ Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 "Speeding? Me? You're having a laugh mate..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) Police finally track down the notorious drugs kingpin Pablo Escobear. (Sorry) Edited April 12, 2017 by Holdit 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Sloth-Treats my arse - them was magnets. John 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Well perhaps we just need to agree to disagree upon what a public restroom looks like...sir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 After seeing Ice Age, Sid fancied life in the sloth lane! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Why should I move? My tree was here until you humans put a motorway through the rainforest! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Hey little guy, that's a $50 fine for jaywalking! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Hey...psst...you have a light? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 The cars are whizzing by soooo FAST, I got dizzy...can't you make them slow down? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 No Officer, I wasn't pole dancing 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) "Officer, I'm glad you're here. Someone stole the leaves from my tree..." Edited April 14, 2017 by Holdit 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Wow! That was some stag night! Where the hell am I? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 It's tough to get a cab by's a tten tion when you are short and move at a se date speed ... ... ... would you be a good chap and hail one for me? I don't think I can walk home to night sir, and dri ving is right out ... hic. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Why did the sloth cross the road?.......... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Thanks all, lot's of laughs. My caption would have been, Police: "Don't run on me" Sloth: "You a cop or a comedian" I am going to give this one to "No Officer, I wasn't pole dancing , over to you Joe...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Thanks Brett, I'll get a shot posted tonight, sorry for the delay. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Get your warped minds around this one! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 "...and then I woke up in a cold sweat. It was the worst nightmare I've ever had," said Michael O'Leary. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 "What kind of gerbil food is this for four grand', said the big Texan Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Since Shirley won the Lotto she's been such a showoff 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Betrayal: Telling your kids there'll be Big Macs and fries on the plane. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Yes, yes it is all very well but there are no overhead lockers. So where do I put my hand luggage? Link to post Share on other sites
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