J G 927 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Man uses toilet on Areoflot flight from Moscow to Valdivostok. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 "Sir, I've told you before: Godot is not on this flight!" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 I thought you said the runway was finished! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 For the last time, will you please tell us where you hid the keys to the airplane! Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Look, just because that British test pilot wore a suit while flying and rolled the Vulcan does not mean that you can do the same with our cargo plane!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Stop acting like a twat! Who do you think you are? James Bond? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 What did I do in the war? I was Monty's treble. Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 As I keep telling you, I will not fly on that, I insist on a Boeing ! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 No.. I 've never been a member of Spandau Ballet. Link to post Share on other sites
darrenvox 1 Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 is this conair again? lol Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Easyjet introduce their new check-in service for passengers to Kyrgyzstan! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 No.. I would never fly X-plane. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 I have seen all your movies and you are charged with assault on the senses. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 P3D True Earth pilot told frame rates do reach double figures when far away from London . . . Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 We have a winner: On 14/05/2019 at 10:59, Tim_A said: "Sir, I've told you before: Godot is not on this flight!" Over to you, Vlad, I mean, Tim. Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted May 26, 2019 Report Share Posted May 26, 2019 Okey dokey. Here's a thing: Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 (edited) Following Brexit, the queues for people wanting to come to Britain have somewhat shrunk! Edited May 27, 2019 by dodgy-alan typo 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 The feeling you get when you finally realise your evacuation flight was 2 days ago! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Following the end of Game of Thrones, Belfast Airport is suddenly a lot quieter! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 No joke, one time I got admonished for bypassing five empty lanes by the person at the counter. She would not help me unless I did so I walked out of the place. Government workers are weird. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 The TSA refers to them as cattle fences Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 "And so, the 737 MAX is finally back in the air. Let's go over to our air travel correspondent who's at the check-in desk. How's business, Bob?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 27, 2019 Report Share Posted May 27, 2019 Theresa May's leaving party went pretty much as expected. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted May 28, 2019 Report Share Posted May 28, 2019 Shouldn't have had those baked beans last night, talk about a clear out !! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 Donald Trump wanted more hurdles for Mexican immigrants, but this isn't quite what he had in mind. Link to post Share on other sites
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