mutley 4,498 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I think the man fro PhotoBucket is having a laugh here!? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 That's quite an old photo - that cat now weighs about 20 lbs and both those displays have long since been retired. My "office" has been moved to the next room and lots of other changes, but that clock is still beside me and still set for UTC. John Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 "Captain Sim C-130, you say? It's purrfect!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 "When John needs to go to the head he leaves his aircraft on AutoCat." Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Adds new meaning to the term "stand back and watch the fur fly" Cheers, March Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "I wonder if I fell out of a plane if I would land on my feet" or how about "Oooops he crashed again, silly humans, only two of his 9 lives left and he's going up again" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Oh Hi I just came to fix ur fraps!, I eated your mouse cos you were headed for a Catastrophe! It should be purrfect now! if not give me a call and we'll get back to you......eventually! (if you want instant gratification you should have called a Dog!) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "C-130 is nice but I prefur the Grumman F-14 " Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "C-130 is nice but I prefur the Grumman F-14 " You're just after a randy Tomcat! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "C-130 is nice but I prefur the Grumman F-14 " You're just after a randy Tomcat! That would make her an F4F Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 What appears to happen on the internet: *owner places cat in front of screen* "Look what my cat does!" *owner places cat firmly outside again* Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 "When I was a kitten we didn't need a GPS to fly a plane" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Elementary my dear Allard, it's the 5th simicon down on the right you want. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 I wonder what THIS button does........oops! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 "I am approved for all CAT III operations" Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Hmmm, upon closer inspection, I think I see the why your internet is so slow. Your CAT 5 cable needs to be replaced. Unfortunately, I'll have to find four friends to help. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Quote "I am approved for all CAT III operations" I've been expecting that one, Brett. I'm surprised it took so long. Since the captions are rolling in fairly quickly we'll keep this one going for another couple of days. To level the playing field, the cat's name is Sherlock. Mutley's response is better knowing that. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Well I do hate to dissapoint.... "Wow that sun is bright today" Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 I'd be more worried about that Tiger Cat coming towards us.... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 If you look carefully out of the port side windows you can just make out the Rickenback Falls! It's where Moriarty had an absolute Catastrophe! ..........But not me! heeheehee!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 This one goes to dodgy alan for... Quote Oh Hi I just came to fix ur fraps!, I eated your mouse cos you were headed for a Catastrophe! It should be purrfect now! if not give me a call and we'll get back to you......eventually! (if you want instant gratification you should have called a Dog!) He obviously understands the primary difference between cats and dogs - you own dogs - you feed cats. I have to give Mutley a very close second. He knows the cat personally and knowing his name (Sherlock) gave him some insight into a purr-fectly good response. I liked his Siamese cat smiley too. Take it away Alan... John Link to post Share on other sites
Sprint-Man 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Boeing's new Glider is secretly captured by intrepid photographer! An undisclosed representative for the Aviation Giant told our news-team "The concept of an operational 747 being used as a Glider is not something I should really talk about at the moment, but the nacelles could be considered as additional fuel tanks to supply the 'Tug-Plane'. The aim is to return to the day's of flight where a journey was a lifetime adventure and if this idea 'get's off the ground' then a journey should just about take a lifetime! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Am I missing something here? Boeing's new Glider is secretly captured by intrepid photographer! An undisclosed representative for the Aviation Giant told our news-team "The concept of an operational 747 being used as a Glider is not something I should really talk about at the moment, but the nacelles could be considered as additional fuel tanks to supply the 'Tug-Plane'. The aim is to return to the day's of flight where a journey was a lifetime adventure and if this idea 'get's off the ground' then a journey should just about take a lifetime! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Thanks Brett, Yes I know cats very well. we have a mischevious black and white one called Nina. She's adorable ..but fiesty! Anyway, here's the next one for you!! Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Got three (if that's allowed!): "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to England, the time is 12 noon British Summer Time. I hope you had a pleasant flight." "The retirement spray from the firefighters was overly enthusiastic this time, and the groundstaff were not pleased." "Remind anyone of Laker Airlines?" Link to post Share on other sites
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