mike H 456 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I told you last week i saw a UFO, so i brought this one back as proof. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Fighter: Vulture 5 to Texaco, be advised there's no basket on your port refueling drogue. Tanker: Roger, Vulture 5, thanks for the heads up. You're cleared to shift over to the starboard refueling station. Fighter: Ahhhh...unable. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 "Just relax...this won't hurt a bit" Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 What?!?!? It's supposed to look like that! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 "Don't look at me like that. I always like carry extras of everything to be on the safe side." Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Right folks, I think I'll have to go with Joe's bad spelling of Badminton on this one - over to you Joe! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Thanks Chuck, speeling has never been my strong point! I will post one tomorrow... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Here's the next one.. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Red Bull gives you wings! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 RyanAir is now looking into new discount air service. In flight services will be very limited. Fuel savings will be huge. Rates will be about the same due to the offset from Geese Union fees. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 "Big Jon felt the operating costs were cheaper than his dragon and decided to go with the hybrid" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 "Now what you need to do to control your horse is j..........YE Gods! where the hell did that come from!" Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Red wings give you bull! (I believe that's Vladimar Putin.) John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Rod Hulls new assistant is harder to control than Emu ! (you'd need to be British and of a certain age to get that one!) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 Breaking News "A harrowing situation is now taking place in the skies above us. An unknown man, on a dare from his buddies, decided to try and wrangle a large goose at a local park........" Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Talk about an ultralight Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Nice replies! The winner has to go to Chuck for "Red Bull gives you wings!" Also a mention for John's excellent reply "Red wings give you bull!" as it was indeed Vladimar Putin As Chuck got there got first it's over to you Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Attaboy, Chuck. John Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 OK, next one The 777-236 'Oceanliner' Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Watch yourself exiting the aircraft. That first step is a doozy! Link to post Share on other sites
rob16584 42 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 BA went overboard with adertising their new Wave livery Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Due to the British Governments inability to decide on a new runway in the London area, British Airways have decided to re-open the old Imperial Airways Flying Boat service from Southampton! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 A new design for the very rich that are tired of transferring to a sea plane to get to their private islands. Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 1 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 ..... Yes i know Sir,... we gotta leave ...but... i sent him down with a with a small bucket 3½ hours ago to drain the float`s before T/O..... so ..? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 "To fly, to surf" Link to post Share on other sites
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