allardjd 1,853 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Waiting for inspiration to strike... it hasn't yet. John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Usually the comp runs for a week. This time it's certainly quiet. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Does the bird get Frequent Flyer points? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well, Mr. Bird, it's a relatively harmeless self-delusion to think of yourself as a jet airliner but I strongly recommend you give up drinking jet fuel. That should take care of the diarhhea. John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Bird "But Mr Baumgartner, all those years ago you proved it was possible to go supersonic without a plane, I've been trying ever since!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 For some reason they took down by picture so time to pick, drumroll please.... John, as the winner with: "Well, Mr. Bird, it's a relatively harmless self-delusion to think of yourself as a jet airliner but I strongly recommend you give up drinking jet fuel. That should take care of the diarrhea." Thanks for all your funny entries guys, always nice to have a good chuckle. Over to you John........ BTW: my caption would have been "I have this blinding rage against Boeing, they took my family from me and I can't cope........." Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Nudge Nudge John, your go again!! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Apologies for the excessive delay. It's been a busy time... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,492 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I think the man fro PhotoBucket is having a laugh here!? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 That's quite an old photo - that cat now weighs about 20 lbs and both those displays have long since been retired. My "office" has been moved to the next room and lots of other changes, but that clock is still beside me and still set for UTC. John Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 "Captain Sim C-130, you say? It's purrfect!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 "When John needs to go to the head he leaves his aircraft on AutoCat." Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Adds new meaning to the term "stand back and watch the fur fly" Cheers, March Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "I wonder if I fell out of a plane if I would land on my feet" or how about "Oooops he crashed again, silly humans, only two of his 9 lives left and he's going up again" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Oh Hi I just came to fix ur fraps!, I eated your mouse cos you were headed for a Catastrophe! It should be purrfect now! if not give me a call and we'll get back to you......eventually! (if you want instant gratification you should have called a Dog!) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "C-130 is nice but I prefur the Grumman F-14 " Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "C-130 is nice but I prefur the Grumman F-14 " You're just after a randy Tomcat! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "C-130 is nice but I prefur the Grumman F-14 " You're just after a randy Tomcat! That would make her an F4F Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 What appears to happen on the internet: *owner places cat in front of screen* "Look what my cat does!" *owner places cat firmly outside again* Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 "When I was a kitten we didn't need a GPS to fly a plane" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,492 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Elementary my dear Allard, it's the 5th simicon down on the right you want. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 I wonder what THIS button does........oops! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,301 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 "I am approved for all CAT III operations" Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Hmmm, upon closer inspection, I think I see the why your internet is so slow. Your CAT 5 cable needs to be replaced. Unfortunately, I'll have to find four friends to help. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 Quote "I am approved for all CAT III operations" I've been expecting that one, Brett. I'm surprised it took so long. Since the captions are rolling in fairly quickly we'll keep this one going for another couple of days. To level the playing field, the cat's name is Sherlock. Mutley's response is better knowing that. John Link to post Share on other sites
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