GHAO 0 Posted January 13, 2013 Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 In a remarkably clever move, Easyjet have revealed how they have merged passenger rehydration with fire-fighting. Their spokesperson said: "These are difficult times, and with the amount of money saved we can now afford better holidays for our chief executives, thus reducing the levels of stress in the higher echelons of our company." Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2013 Tesco have now moved into the travel business, This is one of their VALUE hotels! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Caveman 0 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Is that the new netto's brand extinguisher? Netto's 'scandinavian for value' Link to post Share on other sites
rosariomanzo 545 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Drink in case of fire. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 To replenish fire extinguisher, Drink at least a pint of water 12 hours beforehand! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Caveman 0 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Is it a fire extinguisher for customers of the local curry house? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Ill give it a go seeing as though Im here... "Instructions for new fire extinguisher: 1. Remove Lid. 2. Throw bottle in fire. 3. Run away blindly and panic." Hehe, Good thing you gave it a go. Over to you Chris.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Chris Goddard....come on down. You are the winner and next up to post a pic. Forgot about this for a bit, Should I just pick another winner in a couple of days if Chris doesn't check in? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Yep, go for it Brett Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Is that the new netto's brand extinguisher? Netto's 'scandinavian for value' Since Chris is MIA, I will give the win to the runner up, sorry Chris and over to you Glen........ Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Caveman 0 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Thanx Brett Here's the next one for u....... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Pilot to ground crew, it was you who said it was safe and OK to leave my aircraft on this apron overnight. MATE !!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Clem Wu 1 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 'They said I wouldn't get wet this way while on the ground. They were DEAD WRONG.' Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Ok, what silly sod thought it was a good idea to fit the undercarriage from the Millenium Falcon ? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Airfix are still trying to work out where to fit the display stands for their new 1/1 scale models! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 First the Bad news, it has taken us all week to get to this stage. The Good news is we have found that "Annoying Squeak". It was the co-pilots arm rest. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 I know you said that you only had a slow puncture and a small oil leak, but you know what it's like one thing leads to another and before you know it Oop's. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "Hey let's vacation in Croydon, you said.....It's looks safe to park here, you said....I'm not listening to you anymore..." Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "Hey Bob, the new guy we hired that used to work on the docks, might not work out. I told him to winterize the the aircraft parked over there........." Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Iran tries to convince the satellites it still has a national airline. John Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Even after Michael Caine has been at it, the bloody doors are still firmly attached. Link to post Share on other sites
GHAO 0 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 If everyone in China blows hard enough, it'll take-off! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Chuck, was this you? Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 See what happens with trick or treat if you don't pay up? Link to post Share on other sites
snowingairlines 0 Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Captain we have a gear and engine malfunction, wait where are the engines, it was you who did the walk around. Link to post Share on other sites
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