J G 927 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 "I know my place" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Stop in the name of Love. I told you that those shoes were to big in the shop, but you just would not listen. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Dorothy awoke from her faint to discover she was now in Lilliput! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Dorothy realised that her Grooms weight loss regime was somewhat drastic! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 When Princess Dorothy kissed the frog.........she was expecting the hansome prince to be somewhat bigger than the frog! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Just because we are married, don't think you can just step into my shoes. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 I'm not saying you've got big feet love, but............. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 You don't always get what you wish for. Try rubbing a lamp next time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Put me down before I fall head over heels. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 Right along the lines I was thinking, good job Mike. Just because we are married, don't think you can just step into my shoes. Over to you Mike........ Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Thanks Brett will post one asap. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Lets see what pops into your heads about this one then. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 In Discworld invisible aircraft are nothing unusual! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Ryanair announce their new budget ticket, the airframe, wings and engines will cost you an extra £59 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 "Mike's first ferry flight started off without a hitch but soon started to fall apart quickly" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Heath Robinson's aircraft cloaking device still needed some work. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 They said: "With a big enough motor* anything can fly". Apparently they meant *Propeller. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Pilot of Grand Caravan in distance;...."Ah, Nellis Approach, I...ah....ummm.....there's a.....ah....umm......never mind. " Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Hey, I don't know what was in those pills but!!Whoa!! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Ryanair announce their new budget ticket, the airframe, wings and engines will cost you an extra £59 Nice One Joe just love it So it's the winner for me. over to you now Sir Cheers Mike Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Thanks Mike, I'll post a.s.a.p Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 This should be fun! Over to you Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Camerons arrival in Newport sparks mass panic departure at Cardiff! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 The island of Lesbia anounces it is inviting its first ever male visitors! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Salvation Army collection team empties departure lounge in record time! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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