J G 927 Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Herc. Pilot on an early flight forgot to put his phone on charge last night. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 On 60 Minutes tonight...How pilots are skirting the no guns in the cockpit rule Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Bird strikes?....How airlines are fighting back 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Testing the new iC-130A-PPLE. 100,000 tracks and 72,000 lbs useful load. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Mockup of a proposed low budget C-130 -> AC-130 upgrade. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I know they said we'd be lightly armed but this is taking the p*ss! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Skipper to crew, "Well now we know just how far the cuts have gone, when I pull the string, you lot all shout BANG!" Link to post Share on other sites
tomj421 5 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 MMMMMMMMMMM your breath sure smells. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Freeze Marshall Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Ok I'm taking bets as to just how fast we can go before comes unstuck! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I guess I sat on this one a long time.OK - I judge the best entry to be... Option 1: Wait a week for a supply plane with two new pitot tubes to replace the opium poppy laced honey bee packed pair already installed.Option #2...let Flight Mechanic Macgiver rig a couple of easy to clear "Pistol Tubes" and leave Afghanistan far behind. - Captain Coffee Take it away, Captain Coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Ha, thanks John. I'll try to find sosomething interesting when I get home tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Ok then, have a peek out the window at this one and give it your best shots. p.s. I'm pretty sure this pic is photoshopped. (reflections of push back trucks on nose...bad bad Photoshop form to whoever made this one) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Crap, the one time I didn't buy flight insurance........... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Err, this is United 311 reporting an Air-miss at this time. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 United 311 requesting immediate descent to avoid noise pollution! (tower) United 311 you're at 25,000 feet, what noise pollution? United 311, Have you ever heard the noise that's made when a 737 hits a 747? (tower) Umm, request granted, descend to FL two zero! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 You give way No you give way, I am bigger than you and whats more I was here first 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 This new Airbus you are flying in has the latest 3D HD Window TVs fitted to all of the pass. windows. Airbus say that the picture and sound is so good that it makes everything look and sound so real. OMG it is REAL Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Hello this is your captain speaking, If you take a look out of the left hand side of the aircraft you will see what a real b737 looks like close up. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Lets put this one to rest and call it for Alan's United 311 requesting immediate descent to avoid noise pollution! (tower) United 311 you're at 25,000 feet, what noise pollution? United 311, Have you ever heard the noise that's made when a 737 hits a 747? (tower) Umm, request granted, descend to FL two zero! A radio exchange that I imagine would have to have been done at Auctioneer speed Take it away Alan. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted March 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ok Guys thanks, Have a go with this one, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 The New Chinese RV/Hangar Conversion, planned to be displayed at Oshkosh this year, is still in a very early concept stage. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 The bus manufacturer was unprepared for this last safety test 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Instructor to pupil: "No I said land in front of the parked bus, not onto the front..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 That's the biggest bug I have ever seen on my windscreen. Just take alook at the size of it's eyes. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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