brett 2,315 Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 San Jose Airport in Costa Rica: The pilot assures the band members that this is the place they told him the party was. Meanwhile at San Jose Airport in California the party was amping up with a backup band. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Tension mounts as rumor has it Pikachu has been spotted on the apron at Milford Sound. ... There he is! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 On 19/07/2016 at 16:21, Captain Coffee said: Calm down girls, everything will be OK, despite the break in our Theme...our honeymoons will be just fine despite not getting the Twin Otter we requested for the trip to North Island. Matt well done it is what I was thinking the guys were saying to the girls, Calm down so it's over to you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 (edited) Thanks Mike...I fly Twin Otters so often out of there the word play slapped me in the face when i saw your image. Ill find something to post after work. Cheers. Have a go with this one: Edited July 29, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Mexican hooligans take the "jumping car" suspension thing to new heights. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Capt to loadmaster, I expressly told you NOT to go for the1/2lb burger! Now look what's happened! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 OK, what wise ass thought it was funny to stick a Pokemon in the rear hold? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Gemini Cargo, now regret taking on former models as pilots, the size of their make-up bags caused problems! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 NTSB Statement: We are on scene and it will take over a year for the investigation but we are pretty sure it was the pilots fault Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Gemini 1 is readied for orbital space launch, Richard Branson assures all that this time it will work 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 "Hey kid! That load sheet is KG. Not Lbs." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 Pilot to ground crew I asked for Jet A1 not Helium gas you fools. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 Who said by flapping the cargo doors it would help us to take off on this very short runway. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 Captain to Cargo Master - you got the weight and balance the wrong way around! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 .. Perhaps the helium tank should have been placed further back? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 May- day May- day with have got a 50 foot yellow snake trying to get into the cockpit. Can you help us ? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Didn't I say not to put it on the roof bars! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 To save cash this a/c does not have any escape slides fitted. So in an emergency all crew members must leave the a/c by Squeezing down the yellow escape tube. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 On 7/29/2016 at 10:18, dodgy-alan said: OK, what wise ass thought it was funny to stick a Pokemon in the rear hold? I'm giving this one to Alan...for a timely reply. I can definitely imagine the entire ramp worth of ground crew chasing a pokey into an airplane. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Thanks Matt, OK guys, try this one, Link to post Share on other sites
Quickmarch 488 Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Zip. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 The first successful "Trap" of the prototype jet revealed an urgent need for sturdier radome mounts. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 When you are out of ammo and missiles, ram the blighters!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 I don't care about the flying orb you think you saw Lieutenant or even that it fired upon you, unless you want to be stationed in Greenland for the rest of your tour I am absolutely sure you hit a weather balloon..... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 This is a classic example of what cheep foreign noze jobs can do to you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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