brett 2,310 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Thanks all, lot's of laughs. My caption would have been, Police: "Don't run on me" Sloth: "You a cop or a comedian" I am going to give this one to "No Officer, I wasn't pole dancing , over to you Joe...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Thanks Brett, I'll get a shot posted tonight, sorry for the delay. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Get your warped minds around this one! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 "...and then I woke up in a cold sweat. It was the worst nightmare I've ever had," said Michael O'Leary. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 "What kind of gerbil food is this for four grand', said the big Texan Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Since Shirley won the Lotto she's been such a showoff 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Betrayal: Telling your kids there'll be Big Macs and fries on the plane. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Yes, yes it is all very well but there are no overhead lockers. So where do I put my hand luggage? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Here was see what greets a passenger on a well known Irish budget airline since the introduction of LSD impregnated tickets. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 An Illustration of United's new Ultra-Premium Fare "No Beating" Class: Post Dao era. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Maur1940 2 Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Oh come on the foods not that bad, is it? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 It looks like millennial half-rations to me. Is there any real food? Got any steak? John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) Welcome aboard Virgin Abaddon...we'll be taking you straight to hell in the same style in which you lived. Enjoy the very short flight and rations. Edited April 28, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Food looks great, but still packed by Mr Singh at Gate Gourmet, Hatton Cross. The only difference is you get a plate and are charged £10,000 for the privilege! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 This is just the start, later on you'r flight attendant will perform a striptease and floor show. For an extra £5'000 you can even join the mile high club! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 No matter how much you pay, a roast lamb dinner in an air pocket will still end up on your lap! (speaking from experience!) Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 The pilot was really upset that his wife, Shirley, only got him a Big Mac for last night's supper, yet she could make all this effort for her passengers! His devious plan was to really show her who was boss....a really steep climb on take off followed by a steep banking turn to port.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,495 Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 He he! Some great entries, but for me it was @Holdit with On 26/04/2017 at 19:13, Holdit said: "...and then I woke up in a cold sweat. It was the worst nightmare I've ever had," said Michael O'Leary. Brilliant Over to you Paul. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Thanks Mutley. I'll put something up in the next day or so. Paul 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Sorry about the delay guys. Have a go at this one... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Cary Grant portraying a Republican in 2017 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,310 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 The repo agent was re-thinking his choice of footwear at this moment Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Rumors of the day that Cary might be gay, caused Bi-planes to chase him hoping for his attention. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 That look you get when you realize you forgot your anniversary, and your significant other is a stunt pilot. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Fun with Grant and Plane 1959. See the plane Grant. See Grant run from the plane. Run North Grant. Run West Grant. Run Grant Run! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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