mike H 456 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Hurry up with the digging , I am dying to have a S_ _t Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 How many men do you need to turn off the water main ? Three . One to hold the tap and Two to turn his legs. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Dammit!, how many times do we have to tell the women not to put their sanitary products down the toilet! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Quick back ,back.........there's a bloody train coming! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 This Pokemon lark is getting stupid now! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 I see the problem - the gain on the pre-amp is set way too low. John Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Raji took his new job as a government mole a bit too literally..... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 "Guys, are you sure this is the right way to drill for oil?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 This is why people shouldn't be allowed to keep pet moles, such a PITA to catch them when they get loose. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Harli's nickname is Shovelhead. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 When I said he was a dipstick I meant.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Good ones gents, this caption winner is Mike H going the classic route with, Quote How many men do you need to turn off the water main ? Three . One to hold the tap and Two to turn his legs. Over to you sir...... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) Thanks Brett for picking mine. I have a problem as I have moved from win 7 to win 10 with a new computer. I have always used photobucket to post my pic's and now it's not free, I want to use Mutley's FS Snaps, but I am not sure how to convert BMP to Jpeg . Thanks Mike Hi have ago at this one Well I got this far , just need to find how to make it Larger. Edited August 10, 2017 by brett Fixed it for you, Brett Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 It is a bit hard to see Mike, instead of copy/pasting the Medium URL code which I believe you used, paste the BBCode right into the post and it will show it at it's full size, although it might not show to you until submit the reply. Right now it looks like a cheap version of a suppository that could be bad for your health Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 As the world makes the final push to Faith Based Economic systems that fly in the face of facts and observed reality, flying on a Wing and a Prayer has become redundant, and subject to extreme cost cutting measures by airlines. The new Caveat Emptor: Let the Flyer be Prayer'ed. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Ryanair unveils latest no-frills aircraft. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Ryanair flight departing after a quick fuel stop in Somalia. John Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Maiden flight of Ryanair's new "Ballistic" class economy travel, available soon at a launch site near you. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Damnest thing I ever saw, Archie - there we was at a taxiway intersection and out of nowhere this guy on a stepladder shows up and says he just wants to clean the windshield. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Kim Jong Un finds a clever way to disguise his Guam bound Missiles! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Davis Monthan boneyard finds a new way to dispose of old airliners....and re-supply the ISS at the same time! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Welcome to Red Bull Airlines. Please drink as many cans as possible during the flight as we need to reach 27'000ft! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Missing textures files lead to horrified passengers suing simmer, news at 11 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 337 Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 I've heard of low cost budget airlines, but this is ridiculous ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 The pilot and copilot suspected the just completed 100hr inspection may have been rushed, but as very recent former Asiana pilots they knew better than to question their superior's decisions. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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