dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Even the Moose are wide eyed and legless here! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 "You heard me Moose", I said "spread 'em!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 "Then he went into this weird stance and I knew I had to take him out", said the moose. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Drunk driver moose fails to walk a straight line! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Moose have an unfair advantage during games of Twister...and the police aren't putting up with it any longer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 You put you left in, and your right out, your left leg in, and you shake it all about, thats what its all about !! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Everyone feels like they have 2 left feet the first day of dance class...some 4. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 That was a tough one, thanks for giving it your best everyone as you all made me laugh. My first thought was that the security guard doesn't get paid enough to tangle with a Moose. I'm giving this one to Alan for, "You heard me Moose", I said "spread 'em!" as that was my second thought, nicely done and over to you...... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Thanks guys, dropped the ball on this one for a few days. will add something shortly. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Ok guys, let's try this one...... Link to post Share on other sites
Tristarcaptain 282 Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Doctor Jellyfinger performs his first live colonoscopy in front of a delighted crowd! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Player in blue: "Serves you right for telling the ref where to shove the ball..." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Yes...no....wait...yes I can see the sun! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Red: I said the ball is in the GRASS!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 I thought the general idea was to play the ball, not the man !! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Since it's against the rules to kick your ass....... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 New definition of the term 'Hand Ball' is added to the rule book today 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 A timeout was called after Ferdinand's water broke on the field. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Hey, Dodgy, pick a winner and lets move on... John Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Oops, forgot about that, been on holiday! Sorry Guys, Winner this tome goes to......Paul, (Holdit). Over to you buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 Wakey Wakey Paul (Holdit) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 He hasn't been here for a month, you can try PMing him and maybe he has it set to email him. Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 Zzzzzzzz...eh...wha'...whassup.... Sorry folks, message received. Will come up with something asap. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 (edited) Try this... Edited August 30, 2018 by Holdit Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 Home cockpit building on a budget Link to post Share on other sites
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