Gunner 69 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 "Speed is good, wind is good, the crowd is cheering.....wait-wait-wait..." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 If the jumper was... Coast Guard: Aw, crap! I've never been this far offshore before. Army: I hate water! Navy: Must inflate life raft smartly! Air Force: (screaming into all three of his backup hand-held radios) "Need an air strike and RESCAP here, pronto." USMC: Hmmm - looks like an opportunity here to improvise and overcome and open a leather goods shop after my enlistment is up. SEALS/SBS/SAS: I thought they said this exercise was going to be difficult. CIA: Must blend in and appear to be one of them. Republican: Should have moved faster on draining the swamp. Democrat: I can help get you guys registered to vote and signed up to receive government benefits. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Good one John! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 All these answers gave me a chuckle, but giving this one to John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Here's another... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) You got your Foreign Object Damage FOD, then you got your Farm Object Damage FOD...of the two i'll take the former thank you very much. Edited January 10, 2018 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Moo Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Honk honk. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Move ya cowson! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 "This will look great on the insurance claim! Not!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Holy cow! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 There's more BS on this field than there is at Mutley's. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Olé Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Ever had one of those moments where a little voice in your head say's, "Should have done a fly-over." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 BBQ starts in 3, 2, 1... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Shredded beef anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 337 Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 And now for a change of underwear, no bull !! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 When operating in India, always remember that cows are sacred! They die, you die! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 On 1/10/2018 at 18:33, Captain Coffee said: Shredded beef anyone? I guess I fell asleep on this one. I'm giving it to Coff for this entry. Sorry for the delay. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Ah, there's the beef. Wondered where this one went. Thanks John. I'm a shrimp and chicken guy myself. Have a go at this one folks. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Example of bad load management Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 337 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just to prove, you can't fit a square peg in a round hole. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) "...but a spokesmen for the airline has said there is no foundation to claims that cargo overloading has reached ridiculous levels..." Edited January 29, 2018 by Holdit 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 A jet engine can pull a 35" vacuum on an onion sack. Talk about suck! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 It turned out the cargo container stuck in the nose of the engine was full of packets of a mysterious white powder. When flown later, the engine was last seen climbing through 80,000' after the rest of the aircraft leveled off at FL320. John 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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