SEATAC 400 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Sadly, Bill still longs for his days an Air Force pilot and forgets he is no longer flying FA-18's. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Looks like Bruce is having the time of his life, whilst the passengers are going 'Aaarrrgggghhhh!' Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Richard Branson head slaps and says "Why didn't I think of that?"! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 'The Flying Pencil prepares to get sharpened' Link to post Share on other sites
The red barron 41 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 When I watched the shuttle launch it did this! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 "We have to go back...I forgot my iPod" or "After a heavy weekend of drinking the Auto-Pilot was just not up to the task" Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Pilot: Note to self - Never let the copilot fly the takeoff if he's watched "Top Gun" the night before. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Pilot: "If the tower tells me to expedite my climb one one time I'll.........." Control tower: "Eastern 702, Please expedite your climb......" Link to post Share on other sites
Clem Wu 1 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 'Look ma! The orange juice falls right into my mouth without me touching it!' Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Now I get it. Pull back to go up. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 "Captain Bob was already regretting bringing his son to work" Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 I see you're still having muscle spasms in your arm Bill. Link to post Share on other sites
The red barron 41 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 At United we beat the rest by giving you the experience of being an astronaut at launch. Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 'Having just returned from thunder City, Ed tries the zoom climb in a 757' Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 "Ahhhhhhhh...Chooooooo" Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 ♫ "I talk to the trees But they do not listen to me I talk to the stars But they never hear me" ♫ ... Captain Biggles was still getting used to his new medication.... Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Look Ma... No hands! Link to post Share on other sites
hurricanemk1c 195 Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 I think the Captain was an ex. Me-163 pilot Link to post Share on other sites
SEATAC 400 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 No, no, no! You read the SID incorrrectly. It says 500' 1/4 mile out from NDB. Not 5,000'. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 When you fly with us the skies the limit, next stop will be the ISS. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Mum I can still see our house down there. Don't be silly. But it is getting smaller every time l look out of the window. Is that right !!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 The pilot's nickname wasn't "Otis" for no reason..... Link to post Share on other sites
ddavid 149 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 "Will passengers please put their seats in the upright position Now!" Cheers - Dai. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 "Just got my pink slip, 200 bucks says I can loop this baby....." Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,497 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Pilot: That was a bad dream, I thought I was flying a helicopter. Link to post Share on other sites
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