Gunner 69 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Where is our plane??!! They said it will be right here!? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Aircraft envy, size does matter 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Okay, who left the aircraft in the wash bay for too long?! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 Having frightened a rabbit with a stopwatch from runway when landing, the pilot found a small bottle marked 'Re-fuel me' on the stand. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 Tesco Value Airlines announce their new service to Miami ! All expenses spared to save you money! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 5 hours ago, J G said: Having frightened a rabbit with a stopwatch from runway when landing, the pilot found a small bottle marked 'Re-fuel me' on the stand. Well color me flamingo...that's about the most creative swing at a screenie I've seen in a long shot. Take it away J.G. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 Thanks Matt. Hmmmmmm........Have a go with this Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 The minute she saw it John's wife knew he went with that discount travel agency against her wishes 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 It was plane sailing all the way... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 There ain't nuffin like the Cosmic Muffin Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 Lake Skyfloater "What a piece of junk!" Landso Low: "She'll make point five past hullspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 It's an alright cruise but the stewards are rude, the seats are uncomfortable and there's no legroom but those honey peanuts sure are good 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 An retired old plane offers a new way to experience Wake Turbulence. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 (edited) The United States Air Force, and the United States Navy came together at one point to design an interdepartmental solution to eliminate both air and sea sickness from their ranks in one ride. Many Cadets and muffins were tossed from the vessel. Edited June 15, 2016 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 From one boat to another. when I grow up I want tobe a flying boat. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 One can only hope a ride on this boat is more exciting than their website Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 and this is the cockpit, whatever you do Don't touch the gear lever Bumping this topic JG Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 6/13/2016 at 17:46, brett said: The minute she saw it John's wife knew he went with that discount travel agency against her wishes Take it away Brett! Link to post Share on other sites
Tim_A 997 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 13 June 2016 at 17:35, J G said: Thanks Matt. Hmmmmmm........Have a go with this I *so* want one of those! Anybody read the Thursday Next books by Jasper Fforde? The heroine lives on an old moored-up Sunderland. Way cool! Sorry, back to your previously scheduled programme . . . Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Jasper Fforde, did he write Bbooks? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 On 7/1/2016 at 03:30, J G said: Take it away Brett! Thanks John, I'll look for something and be back in a bit....... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Here we go, Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Harry's favourite party trick was to inflate balloons with farts. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Andy Murray hides his face in embarrassment as the Prince is greeted by a girl in a blue hat. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 The Viagra wasn't having the desired effect. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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