brett 2,284 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Thanks Matt, hope your hand heals quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Ryan Air's new freight class for those very low fares! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Guess who just made the No-Fly list? John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Since the flight was going to coincide with the full moon, and he was not a pilot, Wolfman requested extra "seat belts" for his flight to London. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Graham's nicotine habit got the best of him on the long flight. John Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just because you are a Flightsim pilot, we had no choice but to tape you to your seat to stop you from trying once again to get into the flight deck to have ago. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Sir, when I asked you to fasten your seat belt you took no notice of me, so this is our way of deal with it. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Who is that man and why have you taped him to his seat ? He is one of our flight crew who is very nervous of flying. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Thomas was censured for wearing mixed fibers and complaining about the Fish stick Friday menu. Evangelical Airlines can be pretty strict about following rules. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Frank thought that by being sent as Air Mail he'd get around the red tape needed for regular passengers. The Airline classed him as a perishable but couldn't fit him in the luggage rack. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Dave's stag night had not gone exactly how he expected. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 You will watch Big Brother Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 The trip back from Vegas was much quieter after the Air Marshall restrained the drunkest passenger. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 That should stop him Snoring 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I only asked her for an upgrade seat. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 It seems the stews have been a bit touchy lately so I will go with,I only asked her for an upgrade seat. Over to you Mike, and thanks for the chuckles guys. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Thanks alot Brett will post one later today. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Have ago at this one. Guess what the captain is saying to his co- pilot ? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 I guess we could have been a bit higher before preforming that loop, eh? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 OK, what bright spark laid a runway across a swamp? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Mérde! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 P/O Prune learns the hard way about checking altimeter settings. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Try contacting Terrain Control for clearance. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Try contacting Terrain Control for clearance. Nice one captain So it's over to you Matt Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Thanks Mike. Have a run at this one folks. Link to post Share on other sites
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