Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Shredded beef anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 And now for a change of underwear, no bull !! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 When operating in India, always remember that cows are sacred! They die, you die! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 On 1/10/2018 at 18:33, Captain Coffee said: Shredded beef anyone? I guess I fell asleep on this one. I'm giving it to Coff for this entry. Sorry for the delay. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Ah, there's the beef. Wondered where this one went. Thanks John. I'm a shrimp and chicken guy myself. Have a go at this one folks. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Example of bad load management Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just to prove, you can't fit a square peg in a round hole. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) "...but a spokesmen for the airline has said there is no foundation to claims that cargo overloading has reached ridiculous levels..." Edited January 29, 2018 by Holdit 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 A jet engine can pull a 35" vacuum on an onion sack. Talk about suck! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 It turned out the cargo container stuck in the nose of the engine was full of packets of a mysterious white powder. When flown later, the engine was last seen climbing through 80,000' after the rest of the aircraft leveled off at FL320. John 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Japan's disability employment laws caused problems when they were forced to employ blind baggage handlers! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) It was decided that on such a short internal flight the outer engines weren't needed so could be utilised for freight. Edited February 4, 2018 by dodgy-alan Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 There you go skipper, I told you we'd get a good suck in Tokyo! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) On 1/29/2018 at 12:53, CAT3508 said: Just to prove, you can't fit a square peg in a round hole. Thanks to all the entries...good stuff here but I felt this one filled the bill best. Take it away Neil! Edited February 4, 2018 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Thanks Captain Coffee, I am honoured ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Lets take inventory here... Mig 17 from 1950s - check Motorcycle helmet from 1950s - check Beat-up iron ladder from WWI-era Keystone Cops Movie - check FOD on the ramp - check Expressionless, height-challenged female in military garb - check Fat guy with extremely bad haircut - check Expensive digital camera - most expensive thing in image - check NOTES: - Iron ladder probably bent from fat guy "inspecting" cockpit - FOD probably candy wrappers from fat guy - Flowers probably 2 weeks food rations for pilot and family Yep, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's North Korea. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Kim Jong Un preparing photos to show Trump he means business. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Fat boy Kim takes his blow up doll on an outing! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 The Supreme Leader's wisdom of taking an official memorial image before a pilot's first training flight has been greatly appreciated by the families, who provide the flowers. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 We see an old Mig 17, the NK people see the Supreme Leaders latest aircraft that he designed, built and test flew all by himself 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 The new pilot was afraid to tell the Supreme Leader that she couldn't see over the panel Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 Really? jodhpurs? Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Kim Jong-un caught taking photos to satisfy his fetishism Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Nk preparing to send it's first competitors to the Red bull air race! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 (edited) "No, you misheard me Miss Kim, I didn't say show me your Mig." Edited February 15, 2018 by hifly 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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