dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Richard Branson flight tests Boris Johnsons hair to show that he really is an airhead! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Branson and his crew test out his new weightless yellow socks. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Photo ops, something Branson does better than making rockets Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Thanks for the replies, I have to give it to JDA with "Photographic proof Branson is a lightweight" Spot on John, over to you! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Thank you sir. It's not often that the first entry wins. I thought I was safe from having to post one. Anyway, here's the next one... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sabre 28 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Not quite what the shop had in mind when they said "You could be flying Mayhem in no time at all" Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 After spending hours building a model of Vesuvius to fly around, Fred forgets to secure the wings to his latest creation. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Upon noticing the undamaged wing assembly, Poindexter McFly's musing; "Guess I need to use more rubber bands in the next airplane I build" led to designing the RTF V4.0 (Rubberbanded To Fly)...a completely rubber band assembled kit plane that SPROINGS on hard landings dissipating the force of a hard crash into a dense cloud of rubber bands. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Gulliver was feeling a tad guilty after offering to test fly the Lilliputions new aeroplane! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Proof beyond all doubt that The Borrowers could not fly airplanes! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 David Banner instantly regretted getting angry when he was flying his Extra 300! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 "Oh Arse!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 I suppose I was very lucky really, I could have crashed the plane into that mound Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Any crash you walk away from is a good landing in my eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Psst...Mike...The saying is "crash you walk away from" not "Wreckage you Walk towards" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence" has nothing to say about which side is softer... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Damn you Red Baron Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Green Party's prototype drone crashes after bio-degradable glue ...um... biodegrades. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Mayhem is my middle name. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Green Party's prototype drone crashes after bio-degradable glue ...um... biodegrades. I have to give it to John G. for this one. Take it away, J.G. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Thanks John. Have a go at this one: Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Russia designs a "Budget" A380 for Ryanair! It saves the airline money on landing costs by simply dropping the passenger pod over the desired destination! Windows were deemed an expensive extra! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 The designers didn't quite understand the concept of aerial tankers! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Yo...Putin. Your suppository is on the way. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Myassisgrass 3M-D BISON "Duster", prototype industrial-scale ag-plane. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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