Andrew Godden 934 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Far-canal Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 This might explain the blue poo occasionally found in the perimeter drains. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Next time you want to ditch the plane, wait for the drain to fill up with water first. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Being ex Navy meant Captain Prune often forgot that he was no longer landing a carrier.......and there were DEFINATELY no aircraft lifts on the airport! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Some cheap b'stards will do anything for a free plane wash. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 This would be, literally, the last time the pilots allowed a model into the cockpit. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 OK, it hasn't been a week, but there have been plenty of posts. It is probably my military sense of humour, but I just have to go with Andrew's "Far-canal" Over and out. Cporses (Bob) Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew Godden 934 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 OK, it hasn't been a week, but there have been plenty of posts. It is probably my military sense of humour, but I just have to go with Andrew's "Far-canal" Over and out. Cporses (Bob) Sorry for the delay guys, I've been off the grid for a few days. Thanks Bob. This one was heavy on the Aussie vernacular, as you would appreciate. I hope this one does credit to the thread. Cheers Andrew Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I told 'em they needed the two seat trainer...! Bob (cporses) Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Air force pilots now get lessons in Abseiling as well as flying! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Hey, come back with my ladder ya buggers! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Man on phone. "Hello is that Brett Codys' Hardware store? Yes we have a problem here, we specified a 3 metre ladder and you sent a 3 foot one... Wassat? No, three 3 foot ladders won't do... When?... A fortnight Friday...!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 The pilot was caught climbing down his phantom ladder 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Pilot: "Screw this...i gotta pee". Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Q: How many Chinese aircrew does it take to open a ladder? A. X + 1 Pilot. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,487 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Unfortunately the tube of superglue had burst on his way out. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 American Ex-Fireman Bob just couldn't give up his old habit of riding on the side of the truck. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Pilot: If I leave this frikin country today, it will be one day to late Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Head Mechanic: Hello, hello, E-Z-Ladder company, this is an emergency call from the military...... E-Z-Ladder Tech: Please hold...... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Anyone here any good at flat pack ladders. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Pilot:- hey guys hurry up with that ladder Why don't you just jump Pilot;- I can't as I am afraid of heights Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Yes, that's right. He tried to exit without the ladder and he's... erm... ahem, impaled himself on the pitot. Fortunately the pitot heat is off. We're worried about brain damage, however since the pitot is over 4" long. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Thats the trouble with buying goods off Ebay! Half the time the instructions are in Japanese! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I bet Chris Bonnington never has this problem! Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Spiderman surprised the ground crew with his unusual method of getting int the cockpit. Link to post Share on other sites
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