brett 2,284 Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Classic example of a hit and drag Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 No one will believe me when I tell them what I caught in my net today. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Nudge Nudge!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Damn! I'm normally really good at bridge! If Brevity is the soul of wit...My delay getting this thing judged makes me Witless...sorry folks, completely forgot about it in my November distractions. But Alan's entry qualifies as genuine wit...Haul the scraps of this bridge fiasco away Alan. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Thanks Matt, Ok guys, have a go with this one.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 The budget cuts are getting ridiculous 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Oh crap, it's the fashion police 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 "WhoooHoooo!!!" made the sirens unnecessary...and the new green squad carts saved even more energy...Whoooo Hooooo!. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Sir, I am calling car #9 and he is not answering Yeah, that's Toby my wife's brother and he's one handcuff shy of a pair. Try calling him using car #6 (Think about it ) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 PC 9 Was it you who rang ? 999 Lady Yes it was me PC 9 The other two PC's 9 & 9 will be along abit later. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. Unless it's uphill. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Why the flashing blue lights are visible from ahead is unknown - it's not as if he'll be overtaking anyone. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Model 9P - the Pastry-Powered, Pedal Propelled, Preposterously Pitiful Police Patrol Pram (For non-Americans, police here are stereotyped as being avid consumers of doughnuts, thus the Pastry-Powered bit.) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Anticipating a rapidly aging population, police forces are equipping and training to chase down geriatric criminals unable to afford health care, and forced into lives of wheelchair bound crime...not as easy as you might imagine...some of those old codgers are pretty spry on a diet of mostly pigeon, fat of which makes a surprisingly good axle and bearing grease. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 Plod Pram 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 "Now try and push only one pedal at a time!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Hi yer could you give me a push as there is a steep hill coming up. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Cart number 9, where are youuuuu? In case the tune didn't leap to mind... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 The upside is that folks have stopped asking about my custodian helmet Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 Looks like you are having a great time in your soap box ( B ys and their T ys ). It's not mine it's for my grandson for Christmas. So why are you driving it then ? Because the shop would not deliver it on time. Honest, trust me I am a PC. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 PC 9 Was it you who rang ? 999 Lady Yes it was me PC 9 The other two PC's 9 & 9 will be along abit later. Loved this one, Over to you Mike! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Thanks Alan. Try this one out guys. This happened to me because I did not check the landing site first. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Mike's latest attempt to add more horsepower to his whirley bird wasn't well thought out. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Whoa there Dancer, I missed you too Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Fred found that there were disadvantages in financing his helicopter through LLoyds Bank. Link to post Share on other sites
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