dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Tesco were finding it difficult to airdrop their home delivery fresh burgers this year! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Tower to Helicopter, "what do you mean there's a Horse trying to get into the aircraft, never heard such a load of pony!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Pilot, " I don't care if you ARE called Pegasus! You still can't fly with me!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 Irregardless of it's Service Animal registration, your pet horse is NOT coming along on the chopper madam. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 You said you could handle a Mustang, hot-shot. Handle that one. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 "Tower please excuse me, i'm feeling a bit hoarse!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 I know I like my Burgers fresh,......but this is rediculous! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Hughes unviel their new giant food processor! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 'Clonk' I'll have a Horses Ass Ale Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 21, 2015 Report Share Posted December 21, 2015 Airhauler says your chopper can haul 1200 lbs of livestock...so haul it. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Mike's latest attempt to add more horsepower to his whirley bird wasn't well thought out. The winner is Captain Coffee Nice one Matt , so it's over to you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Thanks Mike...sorry for the delay responding...f'n holidays. Taking us back to the sea for this one again: Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Sorry to have to tell you skipper but this is a dead end. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Skipper the boat ahead of us has just called St a r bo a r d on us. !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Are you sure this is the right way to the " Panama Canal " ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Now for the next part of your Day Skippers exam I would like you to get your boat out of here! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Tell me, you did remember to pick up the outboard before we left the harbour didn't you? Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Being determined to demonstrate his new-found nautical prowess by not using the engine, Salty the Amateur Sailor is about to learn a double lesson about being becalmed and aground almost simultaneously. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I guess I'd better stick my head up topside and see how the new GPS autopilot is doing. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I don't think this is the Bosporus. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 The skipper told me to keep a lookout while he went down below. The only problem is he did not tell me what to lookout for. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Don't worry folks, I know this place like the back of my hand.......thunk, scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Skipper if you could just get abit closer to the rocks, I could jump off and leave you to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Awash with excellent captions this round gentlemen...I was torn between these two. Brevity/wit points for John's I don't think this is the Bosporus. John Don't worry folks, I know this place like the back of my hand.......thunk, scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap But I went with Brett's because after a weekend of replacing the original water heater in my boat (Saturday morning the water pump started cycling every 30 seconds...gulp..."that's either a Very Easy fix, or a Very Expensive one"...it was the later. I was faced with having to remove an 18 inch cube from a not quite 14 inch hatch opening. Lots of cutting, bending and cussing got it out...) and...Brett's reply most resembles the back of my hands this Sunday evening. Ouch. Take it away Brett while I reapply the bandages. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Suddenly Fred noticed that he was indeed up the creek without a paddle! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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