allardjd 1,853 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 It's not fair. He gets a machine gun and I get a girl's bike with built-in training wheels. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 An annonymous Terrace Threat caused the base grounds keepers to go on high alert. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 How things change, Now it's better to be the Gunner than the Driver Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 On your marks - Get set - Bang off you go 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The Newtonian ActionReaction Drive is surprisingly effective on light vehicles. Downside is the fuel is rather heavy and stealth is not an option...negating the benefits of light vehicles. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Things haven't been the same since the Libertarians won A lot of good answers there but this one gets the nod, over to you Brett. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Bumping this for Brett. Fresh board, Fresh Image to Caption? Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Sounds like a plan, thanks Alan and Matt for the heads up. Next one up, good luck..... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 You might think wearing a tux to the dive bar would help...but not with that hair. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Percy the penguin keen to show off his wealth, showed off his new Versace coat . 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Mavis was always advanced for her years, going through puberty first among her peers. Other female penguins shunned her looking away when she came near, but she certainly caught the eyes of the boys! Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 After a disheartening defeat, Trump rebrands himself Antartican, leaves his homeland, and seeks new followers amongst the worlds second largest population of landlocked bird brains. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 @Matt - Very good made me laugh out loud! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Where is your fur coat? it's in the wash. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 No coat Beaky why's that ? Off to do abit of Skinny Dipping. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Girls girls, pay him no mind... He is clearly a Trump imposter from the size of his beak. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Sorry I thought it was a fancy dress party. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 He's been a bit of a rebel ever since he saw Happy Feet ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Why have you all got your fur coats on, It can't be that cold there is no ice or snow about. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 4/18/2016 at 10:28, Captain Coffee said: After a disheartening defeat, Trump rebrands himself Antartican, leaves his homeland, and seeks new followers amongst the worlds second largest population of landlocked bird brains. Well done all, although I don't usually choose long captions, this one by Matt stood out.(although if it comes down to a race between Shillary and The Donald I would have to go with the hairpiece vs the mouthpiece) Congrats and over to you Matt...... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 No good bump goes unpunished...heh. Right back at me. Ok...I have been flying in Hawai'i ever since returning from vacay...I really didn't want to leave. What a terrific spot to live, and relax. Ma'Haul'o Air has made some fast progress, as perhaps word of a "Motivated Newbie" got blown round the islands... Lots of Mahalo attitude over there, including the loader guy at Hana airport. Performance Eval time, let him have it: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 The Kardashian's go sightseeing 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 "Look what you have done" "Wow man, just Hang Loose" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Even the aircraft are laid back in Hawaii 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I knew it was a mistake to offer my ex a joyride! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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