Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Pilot: My defense? Who's feathers are in the engine? Birds: Guilty glances all round. Engine: Burp. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 So much for "tumble drying our feathers" Whose brilliant idea was that? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Goosed Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Doesn't matter that he ran into us, they always blame the little guys 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Anybody else feel a chill in the air Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Disgruntled pilot mutters: "I don't even know why I'm here, I was ordering the Salmon when the Copilot distinctly and rudely interrupted to order the DUCK...I was remonstrating him for his rudeness when his order promptly arrived and nearly crashed us. I hope there is an investigation on why I never got my Salmon..." Link to post Share on other sites
bilirubin 50 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 One duck to the other whilst glaring at the pilot................"smug bastard, you would have thought he would taken his wings off" Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm going to give this one to Brett for... Anybody else feel a chill in the air It's short but has a nice double-meaning. I like it. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oops, better late than never let's give this one a whorl, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 The turbulent emotions on her face only hint at the turbulent emissions deep inside. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Eeek! A bug!! There's a bug in here and I've got my pants around my ankles!!! EEEKKK!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 They HAVE to make this place bigger!!! There is no room for my selfie stick!!! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 My God, what the hell was in that curry?! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 What the hell are you doing filming in the ladies toilet? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Rolf Harris! What are you doing in here? Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Now you tell me that there is No Loo Paper. Grrrrr -eat Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Halfway through her dump, Steph finds out what a blowback is! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 My first thought was, "Oh double crap, my wedding ring" You guys are a hoot. And although I hate to kick a man when he's down I am going with...."Rolf Harris! What are you doing in here?" Over to you Alan 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted October 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Thanks Brett, OK guys, have a go with this one.... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 That's what you get for trying to cut the queue. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 You know that feeling when it feels like your going really slow except when there's a wing coming straight at you. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 FO: "..Erm...there is something on the windshield..." Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 You don't mind if I take shelter under your wing till it stops raining as my wipers have stopped working Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Wing man to tug driver. Keep backing up, keep going, bit more, little bit more, OOPS sorry. didn't see that other a/c. PS At least he is one of ours. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Richard Attenborough Voice; "Occasionally smaller inexperienced Domestic Airliners attempt to mate too soon, and they become entangled with the objects of their ardor...usually requiring a strong jet of water to separate the pair. In the wild this is often a fatal mistake, explaining why one sees so few Feral Airliners." 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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