mike H 456 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Captain to crew I told you to shout out starboard. Why captain it say's in the rules power should give way to sail. Maybe if you had looked up at the sails and not at that aircraft you would have seen that our sails are down.. You're Fired 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Having missed her cruise ship departing from Hawaii, Mavis resorted to desperate measures to regain her voyage. She just hope the Wal-Mart parachute did what it said it would! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 "Lady's and Gentleman's, we are getting lower and as we pas the cruise ship, we will see, that it has a bumper sticker at the back. It says - I Brake For No One!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Gunner said: "Lady's and Gentleman's, we are getting lower and as we pas the cruise ship, we will see, that it has a bumper sticker at the back. It says - I Brake For No One!" That's a winner right there ladies and gentlemen. Take it away gunner. You nailed it, every freighter has that bumper sticker on it when it comes to sailboats. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Hehe, i had to look real close...have a go with this: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 The DISH contract was quite specific: Quote ALL leased equipment must be returned to the nearest DISH store for troubleshooting if there is any issue with the service provided...as troubleshooting/service is not provided above 7,000 foot elevation. ...a provision that might have given the residents of Machu Picchu cause to shop around a bit more for Satellite TV service had they been able to read the mostly English Lawereeze contract...but who reads those anyhow? Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Thanks for the help guys...not Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Paco was worried when he started hearing the theme song to Golden Girls in his fillings 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 Bets were being taken on which disc would fail first, the one on his head or the ones in his spine 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 The result of hiring locals to work at overseas government installations, things start dissapearing Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 2 hours ago, brett said: Paco was worried when he started hearing the theme song to Golden Girls in his fillings The aliens are retweeting old TV episodes. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 Recent photo of missing person - last seen as shown, being carried away by a strong wind gust. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 Stop moaning Pedro,this is just the hub cap. Wait until you carry the wheel, now that is heavy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,316 Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 That moment in time when you are thinking wearing hiking boots would have been a better choice that morning Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 "Roll Right Down, Lean Left Up." is a common Safety Mantra along this route for cargo haulers. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 When Pedro told Maria he was getting her a special dish for her birthday meal, this wasn't quite what she had in mind! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 D'Agostini's latest installment of the " Build a replica USS Enterprise " magazine was bigger than Pedro expected! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Until every last piece is recovered from the mountain top, the government will NOT admit that UFOs have landed on earth...and this is one of the small pieces...so this could take awhile. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Pedro had drawn the short straw on JG's expedition to the pie mines of Peru. He had the dubious honour of carrying JG's plate. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 On 5/30/2016 at 16:17, dodgy-alan said: D'Agostini's latest installment of the " Build a replica USS Enterprise " magazine was bigger than Pedro expected! Good one-s gents :)), i'll go with Allan's. Over to you Allan, and check twice before you buy your next model . 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one.. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Now that's a HOT air balloon. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Another publicity stunt by Kim Kardashian. Or An eye in the sky. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Don't look, Ethel! But it was too late... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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