CAT3508 343 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Hi Guys, sorry for the delay in choosing a winner, didn't realise it was up to me. But have had a few subtle reminders, so here it is. Honourable mention: (Holdit) "Randy Sky Van spots possible mate" And the winner is: (Dodgy-alan) "We've got this flight thing licked!" Take it away Alan 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Thanks Neil, Ok guys, have a go with this one, Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Lunch in 3, 2, 1... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 (edited) From the US Ranger handbook: Why you dont want to miss your Jump Light timing. Edited January 4, 2018 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Ever have one of those days when you feel like a pinata instead of the stick. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 The newbie later realized they were made of rubber and was happy that landing in the water hid his embarrassment 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 The situation looked dire to an outsider but the Marine had his K-bar 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 What a croc(k)... John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Double Black Diamond Beret candidate Brett is on the final leg of his Extreme Survival training course. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 (edited) To DBDB Candidate Brett's misfortune, there are actually two more legs of this course to go...which is what the alligators said as well very shortly. Edited January 6, 2018 by Captain Coffee 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner 69 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 "Speed is good, wind is good, the crowd is cheering.....wait-wait-wait..." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 If the jumper was... Coast Guard: Aw, crap! I've never been this far offshore before. Army: I hate water! Navy: Must inflate life raft smartly! Air Force: (screaming into all three of his backup hand-held radios) "Need an air strike and RESCAP here, pronto." USMC: Hmmm - looks like an opportunity here to improvise and overcome and open a leather goods shop after my enlistment is up. SEALS/SBS/SAS: I thought they said this exercise was going to be difficult. CIA: Must blend in and appear to be one of them. Republican: Should have moved faster on draining the swamp. Democrat: I can help get you guys registered to vote and signed up to receive government benefits. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Good one John! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 All these answers gave me a chuckle, but giving this one to John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Here's another... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) You got your Foreign Object Damage FOD, then you got your Farm Object Damage FOD...of the two i'll take the former thank you very much. Edited January 10, 2018 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Moo Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Honk honk. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Move ya cowson! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 "This will look great on the insurance claim! Not!" Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Holy cow! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 There's more BS on this field than there is at Mutley's. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Olé Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Ever had one of those moments where a little voice in your head say's, "Should have done a fly-over." Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 BBQ starts in 3, 2, 1... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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