Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 If you think the prop cover is something, wait till you see the airframe cover...it's Mammoth! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Passenger to pilot- Where the fox have we been? (Yeah, nicked from the "where the fox hat" joke) Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 The highlight from the Air Alaska "serve yourself" menu. Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 That's a couple of Focked Wulfs 3 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 That's a couple of Focked Wulfs This made me laugh out loud. Very good Geoff, very good indeed! Over to you! Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Thanks JG, I'm still having problems with Boto Phucket so can't post pics here. Can I vote Matt, Captain Coffee, to post the next one? Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 "Folked Wulfs" literaly made me LOL too. And since it is your win, I'll go ahead and assume it's yours do do with as you see fit...so see what kind of conversation y'all can fit with this little scene pulled from one of the ORBx fields (not saying exactly where, but it is somewhere in Alaska (another reason I love ORBx stuff for the odd little scenery Easter Eggs one finds here and there)). Find your own rainbow Easter Eggs...but have fun decorating this one a bit. Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Woman: "We are about to set off now." Sarah Palin:"You all take care now, and don't you fly too high as you don't want to end up in Heaven" (The sad thing is, that she actually said something similar about Flight 370's disappearance.) Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I have to wonder what she is smoking Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 and if that soldier just got a contact high Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I have to wonder what she is smoking Look at what she's wearing and wonder no more. Are those flowers on her pant legs, or stains? John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Whilst waiting for the pilot, Mick was practicing rectal powered levitation whilst his girlfriend was also letting off hot air on the phone. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Who said Alaskans were two dimensional? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Proof that the latest Mood Clothing line works, Ben and Barb are ten years married Barb is cheating on Ben Ben hasn't gotten any in years 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Giving our fearless leader the nod for spotting the rectalevitation and daring to comment. Whilst waiting for the pilot, Mick was practicing rectal powered levitation whilst his girlfriend was also letting off hot air on the phone.Also liked John's comment regarding the "stains"...hippie laundry delay tactic; turn those mustard stains into daisies. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted April 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Guy on the chair, " Hey mind where you go with that cigarette, I just let out a rip snorter!" Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Yer, they sensibly require both smoking and transferring flammable gasses out of doors :D ...but too late Dodgy, Mr. Mutley got the win already. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 oooh! yes, thanks Matt, picture on its way.. Link to post Share on other sites
mutley 4,498 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Get your barf bag ready! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Photographic proof Branson is a lightweight. John Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Mr. Branson learns that bump-assing a female, regardless whether intentional or accidental, and then laughing about it, adds approximately $500K USD plus barrister fees to the Vomit Comet ride (do your own currency conversions those of you that use barristers instead of lawyers...). Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 No Frills...No Seats! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Fly " Virgin " we give you more than just a flight for your money Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 So that is what a crosswind landing feels like then. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Richard - What's wrong, I have given you a free ride by using your air miles, what's next a free meal and drink I suppose. Lady - That would go down a treat. Richard - Anything else I could do for you my Lady. Lady - Yes, a seat would be nice. Richard - There are some empty seats in the cockpit. Lady - So where are the Pilots then ? Richard - Back here with the rest of the crew having a flight to remember. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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