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"Right we'll just get this one bedded in and then I want to put a row of English Electric Lightnings in the bed over there against the wall. They will look lovely when they bloom in the spring"

"I don't care if it IS you Harry, Get up for your Grandmother!"

Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one..

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Giving our fearless leader the nod for spotting the rectalevitation and daring to comment.

Whilst waiting for the pilot, Mick was practicing rectal powered levitation whilst his girlfriend was also letting off hot air on the phone.

Also liked John's comment regarding the "stains"...hippie laundry delay tactic; turn those mustard stains into daisies.
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Mr. Branson learns that bump-assing a female, regardless whether intentional or accidental, and then laughing about it, adds approximately $500K USD plus barrister fees to the Vomit Comet ride (do your own currency conversions those of you that use barristers instead of lawyers...).

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Richard -   What's  wrong, I have given you a free ride by using your air miles, what's next a free meal and drink I suppose.

 

Lady -        That would go down a treat.

 

Richard -    Anything else I could do for you my Lady.

 

Lady -         Yes, a seat would be nice.

 

Richard -    There are some empty seats in the cockpit.

 

Lady -         So where are the Pilots then ?

 

Richard -     Back here with the rest of the crew having a flight to remember. :dance3::dancea::yahoo::danceb:  :pilotic::faint:  

 

 

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Upon noticing the undamaged wing assembly, Poindexter McFly's musing; "Guess I need to use more rubber bands in the next airplane I build" led to designing the RTF V4.0 (Rubberbanded To Fly)...a completely rubber band assembled kit plane that SPROINGS on hard landings dissipating the force of a hard crash into a dense cloud of rubber bands.

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