mike H 456 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Hey guys this is not going to be a fair race, he's got two engines and I have only got one. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Some Say, He has aviation fuel in his veins!...........all we know is he's called, The Stig! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 It was plane to see who would win this particular race, and the Ferrari was off to a flying start! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 Dang egos, this happens every time the air show and the car show dates overlap Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 But which one is the real babe magnet? Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 Right guys you know the rules and you on the left l don't want any Flying starts Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 It was plane to see who would win this particular race, and the Ferrari was off to a flying start! Nice all. A couple of puns takes it. Take it away Alan. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Thanks Matt, ok guys, have a go with this one.. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 Brum - Brum Aka - aka - aka. Training on a budget. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 21, 2016 Report Share Posted February 21, 2016 I hope you have my rear covered matey 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 We're looking for the fool who painted these white lines on the pavement. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Things haven't been the same since the Libertarians won 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 We call it the Bi-cyclic 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Y2K era "back up" security measures remain in place at some remote bases and require occasional training exercises. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 What's this all about sir ? Don't ask me son, just think you are a tail gunner in a Lanc and I am your pilot and we will get on just fine. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 It's not fair. He gets a machine gun and I get a girl's bike with built-in training wheels. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 An annonymous Terrace Threat caused the base grounds keepers to go on high alert. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 How things change, Now it's better to be the Gunner than the Driver Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 On your marks - Get set - Bang off you go 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The Newtonian ActionReaction Drive is surprisingly effective on light vehicles. Downside is the fuel is rather heavy and stealth is not an option...negating the benefits of light vehicles. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted February 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Things haven't been the same since the Libertarians won A lot of good answers there but this one gets the nod, over to you Brett. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Bumping this for Brett. Fresh board, Fresh Image to Caption? Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Sounds like a plan, thanks Alan and Matt for the heads up. Next one up, good luck..... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 You might think wearing a tux to the dive bar would help...but not with that hair. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Percy the penguin keen to show off his wealth, showed off his new Versace coat . 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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