Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Airliner food sucks, but the shade is nice. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 This might explain the slight fruity aroma of the Bleed Air. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 If you have the curry, I'm not flying with you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Alooo, I'm Matt, from the Vindows technical department... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 The trouble with getting a fast turnaround in some countries is that baggage handlers insist on having their meal breaks right on schedule, no matter what else is going on. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Ladies and Gentlemen there will be a slight delay as our pilots refuse to eat the airline food. This is due to a No Curry allowed onboard rule. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Do not turn around. There are four men behind you watching us. Have you been criticizing the government again? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Fact being stranger than fiction, my Father-in Law was in the RAF and as well as being an aircraft electrician, was also on the crash crew as and when needed. At the time of the incident he was based at RAF Northolt, when one afternoon an Indian Air Force Lockheed Constellation came in carrying some VIPs. The passengers got off and were whisked away, the crew then proceeded to ignore the well equipped galley on the aircraft and lit a fire on the apron underneath it! They were part way through preparing their food when the fire crew turned up and put an end to proceedings! For some reason these silly buggers did not trust the aircrafts equipment and wanted to do things the traditional way! By all accounts they were directed to the Crews Mess and told to eat there! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Transcendental Airlines prepare to take you to a higher plane! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Buddhist airways is one of the worst for in flight meal service...passengers have to bring their own food and share it with the monk/stewards, who enjoy the offerings on the austerity of the post flight ramp. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Thanks everyone, great captions all around. Second place goes to Alan's, "Transcendental Airlines prepare to take you to a higher plane! " I'm giving this one to Neil (CAT3508) for his caption, "Just refuelling our magic carpets !!". Well done and over to you...... Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 343 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) Thanks Brett, sorry it's a bit late, didn't realise that I had won, hopefully, this will get a few funny captions Edited December 6, 2017 by CAT3508 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 As if the Short commuter wasn't ugly enough already... John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 OMG that is ugly ..... I need to get over my revulsion before coming up with a caption! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jess-b 420 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 I know this aircraft. It’s Austrian Based. I believe it’s at Zell am See. Pretty sure its saying 'Feed me Seymour!‘ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Yum, Just spotted some more parachutists to eat! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Randy Skyvan spots possible mate! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 We've got this flight thing licked! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 "She's a Caravan eater....." Sung to the tune of Hall & Oates 'Maneater' Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 The Shorts pilot was not amused at his fraternity brothers prank Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) Ground to Aircraft following the Shorts...Caution prop spit wash. Edited December 7, 2017 by Captain Coffee 2 Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) On 06/12/2017 at 10:54, dodgy-alan said: Randy Skyvan spots possible mate! I bet it is an arse to land! Edited December 8, 2017 by J G 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 On 12/6/2017 at 10:54, dodgy-alan said: Randy Skyvan spots possible mate! Now that's a big-ass balloon... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Cub Pilot: "You sure you want me to taxi in front of the Skyvan?" Tower: "Yes...he's not hungry...he just had a microlite for lunch" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted January 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Nudge Nudge.! Link to post Share on other sites
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