allardjd 1,853 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Thanks, Captain Coffee.... This one has some interesting possibilities, but then, all of them do... EDIT: I've got to get in here with mine - can't resist. Sorry. This one jumped out at the engineer in me. Copilot: Too bad you didn't hit it harder - it would have fallen forward and only damaged the wing. Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 CoPilot: "Oooooh...I thought you said check for Clarence on the right". Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 I thought you were marshaling this one. But I thought you were marshaling this one. No, I'm pretty sure he was marshaling this one...... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) And the #1 recommendation after the first Frangible Tower Test: Wrap entire structure in canvas covered dollar store pool noodles. Edited November 13, 2017 by Captain Coffee Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Pilot: I just won twenty bucks on a scratch-off, today is my lucky da...Screeeeech, Thunk Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 In the words of the prophet, it's f**ck*d ! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 I know we needed better lighting on the ramp, but no need to bring it THAT close! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 What stupid bugger made the gantry out of plastic straws! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Cyril! Don't jump there, that's the airport !! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Engineer: Our towers are earthquake proof, fire proof, rust proof and best of all cras...CRASH, BANG, easy to replace Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 337 Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Another interesting idea, on emergency exits, that went horribly wrong. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 17:41, brett said: Engineer: Our towers are earthquake proof, fire proof, rust proof and best of all cras...CRASH, BANG, easy to replace OK, this one seems to have gone quiet so I'm going to award it to Brett. His description of engineering "agility" is pretty good. I did like the jumping tower Al posted but in the end, had to cut the cards. Take it away, Brett. John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Thanks John, I feel I cheated a bit using an engineer joke. I'll take a look for something and be back...... Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Next up....... Link to post Share on other sites
CAT3508 337 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Just refuelling our magic carpets !! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Airliner food sucks, but the shade is nice. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 This might explain the slight fruity aroma of the Bleed Air. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 If you have the curry, I'm not flying with you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Alooo, I'm Matt, from the Vindows technical department... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 The trouble with getting a fast turnaround in some countries is that baggage handlers insist on having their meal breaks right on schedule, no matter what else is going on. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Ladies and Gentlemen there will be a slight delay as our pilots refuse to eat the airline food. This is due to a No Curry allowed onboard rule. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Do not turn around. There are four men behind you watching us. Have you been criticizing the government again? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Fact being stranger than fiction, my Father-in Law was in the RAF and as well as being an aircraft electrician, was also on the crash crew as and when needed. At the time of the incident he was based at RAF Northolt, when one afternoon an Indian Air Force Lockheed Constellation came in carrying some VIPs. The passengers got off and were whisked away, the crew then proceeded to ignore the well equipped galley on the aircraft and lit a fire on the apron underneath it! They were part way through preparing their food when the fire crew turned up and put an end to proceedings! For some reason these silly buggers did not trust the aircrafts equipment and wanted to do things the traditional way! By all accounts they were directed to the Crews Mess and told to eat there! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Transcendental Airlines prepare to take you to a higher plane! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Buddhist airways is one of the worst for in flight meal service...passengers have to bring their own food and share it with the monk/stewards, who enjoy the offerings on the austerity of the post flight ramp. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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