J G 927 Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 It was a hot summers day, Private Parts chose the wrong moment to do some sunbathing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 "I don't care if it IS you Harry, Get up for your Grandmother!" 5 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Now she can see how shiny my boots are..... Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Oooh, who knew the Queen wears crotchless panties!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Eat your heart out Walter Raleigh!" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Thanks for the chuckles guys, mine would have been "Don't be upset chap, the Queen always shoots them if they flinch." I am going with the Likes this time so the winner is Alan with "I don't care if it IS you Harry, Get up for your Grandmother!" Good one, over to you Alan...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted June 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Thanks Brett, Ok guys see what you can do with this one! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 ...now we will saw the plane in half... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 What's the mechanics name? That's Ben Dover, he used to be a proctologist. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 "When I straighten this bit out, there will be extra "kick" in the afterburner. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 The new Black Hole motor is saving a lot of fuel, but it's stretching the mechanic staff thin. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 "This experimental Jet Provost is 2 feet longer than standard" Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 New technology brought to Project Rainbow was again a giant failure Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Fitter Fred suddenly realised that he had left his legs behind after accidentally turning the engine over during an routine service. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 That Joe sure is thorough Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 "This experimental Jet Provost is 2 feet longer than standard" And the winner is!!! Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Wasn't expecting that......nor was this guy! Will leave it up for a week. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Sure, it's easy to judge during the daytime Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Suddenly, a moat around the airport didn't seem like such a silly idea after a Metroliner tried to escape the field, and plans were made to actually fill it with water. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Plane mistakes gully for runway and tries to climb out. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Skateboarding Captain tries to grind his aircraft along the perimeter fence. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted July 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 And the awnser to the question ,"can you fit a Saab in a storm drain?" is NO! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 You can't leave your plane there matey, it's a No parking Zone. Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,315 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 If you think this is bad, you should see the Marshaller Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Boss, you're not going to believe what washed up on the bank of the drainage canal in that storm last night! John Link to post Share on other sites
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