brett 2,284 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I know what you mean Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 OK...see what you folks make of this: Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Taking advantage of rising cargo transport fees has Delta Airlines loading as much cargo possible Link to post Share on other sites
hifly 925 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Brett's career as a cargo loader at Delta was short lived. Hi Brett. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Proving that putting a square peg in a round hole just won't fly... John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The new baggage contractors were clearly lacking in their knowledge of aircraft! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The migrants resort to trying anything to get to Europe! Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The captain was a Ferrari fanatic and wanted to see if he could put a "boxer" engine in his Tristar! Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 OK, I'll go with the obvious one, just to get it out of the way... Boy, those GE engines really suck. John 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Rofl all of them so far...this one is going to be a tough choice. Keep em coming. Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Delta introduce their new baggage unloading system. Crate goes in the front, luggage sucked out and scattered across the airport! No guarantee of condition though! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Review board found that the pilot was having a affair with the Marhaller's wife. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 You didn't tell me that this a/c had a cargo door. Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 OK who is the bright spark in the cockpit who started the engine up then ? Tell him to put it into reverse thrust that should do the trick.. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Captian, those engine blanks are a funny shape, Just couldn't get them to fit right! Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 A Delta cargo handler took this shot just to show you how big the engine is ,then he got the sack for mishandling the cargo. Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 "Delta Jet Cargo" for all your urgent cargo consignments.' Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 We have a cargo container in our way so we have to pushback to the left Roger, to the left Right Oh crap, I meant Correct Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Ok...lets move this baggage along. I have to go with this...a multiple entendre is just to hard to resist for me. Take us off with another John, and thanks for the laugh. Cheers. Proving that putting a square peg in a round hole just won't fly... John Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,284 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 I liked John's groaner too, ".....GE engines really suck" Funny win John. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Looking for a good one... Watch this space. Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Alright, kiddies, have a go at this one.... Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Round up the usual suspects... Link to post Share on other sites
mike H 456 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Right birds lets get our story together, we were just flying in formation when that pilot turned his plane towards us and sucked us up into his engine OK.. So it was not our fault that his plane just crashed. So it must have been pilot error. anyway there is five of us and only one of him. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
cporses 50 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 "Five little ducks went 'Quack, quack Arrrghhh!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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