brett 2,314 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Santaco Airlines is proud to announce no fatalities in four days, a big thanks to our countermen-fuelers-baggagemen-pilots, Chico and Paco 2 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Does SANTACO really mean no tacos? John 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, allardjd said: Does SANTACO really mean no tacos? John Just a free pack of four dry Nahco chips and a 4oz soda is thirteen dollars. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Mexicans find a way to get over Donalds invisible wall 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Refugees offered free flights to the destination of their choice Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) I have travelled on a train as packed as this in southern India, back in 1981. Indian trains have three classes. First class, second class and second class unreserved. The first two are obvious, you have to reserve a seat to travel in them. However second class unreserved is a nightmare. When you book a second class ticket and all the seats are taken they still sell you a ticket but tell you are on a waiting list. When the train pulls in you check the reservations posted by the door of each carriage and if your name isn't there then your place in the waiting list didn't make it to the top. So you have to travel second class unreserved. This should be just the last two carriages in the train but if these are full then you have to travel where you can except in the reserved first and second class. some people choose to ride on the roof along with their baggage. My wife and I were lucky as we boarded the train at its starting station and had arrived early so we got seats next to each other. By the time we started to move there were twenty five people in our compartment which was designed to take eight seated people. There were people under the seats, sitting on the luggage racks, on each others laps (not ours) as well as the standing folks as well. Our journey was from Thiruvananthapuram to Chennia, and took 36 hours. We were regarded as an anomaly as English tourists just didn't travel second class unreserved. Half of the people stared at us for the whole trip. I didn't sleep a wink for the whole journey and I couldn't even nip to the gents the whole time. So: Only second class unreserved tickets available sir! Edited August 30, 2017 by J G 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 On 8/26/2017 at 14:31, brett said: Santaco Airlines is proud to announce no fatalities in four days, a big thanks to our countermen-fuelers-baggagemen-pilots, Chico and Paco Santaco certainly looks like a La Familia run business... Their motto: "Seguridad en los Primero Martes" (Safety First Tuesdays). Take it away Brett. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Thanks Matt, I'll look for something and be right back back soon.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Sorry I'm a lot late. This will not be an easy one but I believe you all will rise to the task, have fun. Link to post Share on other sites
J G 927 Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) Evolution takes a step towards the dog being able to actually catch his own tail. Edited September 13, 2017 by J G 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 We call him Parfour...cuz he is a mean dogleg to the left. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) This dog can run circles around you, and that's just about all he can do... Edited September 15, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) The breed? A Left Pointer. Edited September 15, 2017 by Captain Coffee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Note to owners, Always read the instructions when assembling your dog! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 A new breed fro frequent air travellers. The "eazi-stow" Dog folds neatly in half to take up less space in the hold. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 After a cramped 17 hour flight to Australia, Fido discovered he could not straighten up after disembarking! Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 You all came through and came up with some real funny captions, well done guys. I'm going to have to throw it back Matt's way for "The breed? A Left Pointer.", simple and to the point(Get it?). Over to you Matt....... Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 On 9/17/2017 at 13:50, dodgy-alan said: ...after disembarking! I liked this. Is that done surgically? John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 hours ago, brett said: You all came through and came up with some real funny captions, well done guys. I'm going to have to throw it back Matt's way for "The breed? A Left Pointer.", simple and to the point(Get it?). Over to you Matt....... Thanks Brett. I'll get back with an image Soon(TM) as I notice FSsnaps is still down. Link to post Share on other sites
lionwing 71 Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Dog 2.0....the extended edition. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Coffee 2,030 Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Here we go. On the face of it, perhaps an innocent picture...but I suspect something else may be going on here. What do you guys and gals think? Link to post Share on other sites
dodgy-alan 1,587 Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 James Blunt ups the ante on his crowd surfing stunts. A dinghy at Hyde park was just the beginning! Link to post Share on other sites
Holdit 106 Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) "Crowds admire the minimal silhouette and clean lines of the new North Korean stealth bomber." - Pyongyang Daily Herald Edited September 19, 2017 by Holdit 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brett 2,314 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Crowds cheer as Hillary Clinton's election loss excuses are proven to be able to fill a blimp 1 Link to post Share on other sites
allardjd 1,853 Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 Crowd welcomes gasbag appearance, but reviews of her, "What Happened" book remain disappointing. John 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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