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"Right we'll just get this one bedded in and then I want to put a row of English Electric Lightnings in the bed over there against the wall. They will look lovely when they bloom in the spring"

"I don't care if it IS you Harry, Get up for your Grandmother!"

Thanks Eddie, ok have a go with this one..

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This aircraft was made to fly pass. non- stop around the world. Only it did not work out with that tank on top as the plane was now to heavy to take off let alone to carry any pass. 

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Russia unviels the first Unsinkable Aircraft! ......It won't complete the journey but at least rescuers will be able to find it  thanks to the ingenious air tank on the back!

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Biz jet Pilot, "do we go around it or make the bastard move"

Co-pilot, " We could just run them over!"

Chopper pupil, "What do I do now?"

Chopper instructor, "you decide son, you chose to park it here!"

All four a few mins later........"Sh*******T, he's not shifting!"

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ATC to heli pilot you are in the way of two heavy jets heading towards you.    You must move out of their way  before they crash into you.

 

ATC we are not moving  as they are only A1   :to_clue:  aircraft  passing  through.

 

 

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